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Biggest Absurd
English SMS Messages Collection ۞
Message Number : 1 ☻Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …
Message Number : 2 ☻NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
Message Number : 3 ☻Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Message Number : 4 ☻I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.
Message Number : 5 ☻DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
Message Number : 6 ☻Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly
Message Number : 7 . ☻Don't drink water.… Fish fuck in it!
Message Number :8 ☻5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!
Message Number : 9 ☻Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
Message Number : 10 ☻I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.
Message Number :11 ☻Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
Message Number : 12 ☻Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
Message Number : 13 ☻Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i don't cry. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly!
Message Number : 14 ☻Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't…
Message Number : 15 ☻I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet.
Message Number :16 ☻I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.
Message Number :17 ☻Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…
Message Number :18 ☻How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
Message Number :19
☻The best anti-virus
program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
sardar 2 his frnd:yar main gher jaty hi bewi ki panty utar don ga.. frnd:wah bhaee aj tou mood main lag raha hai.. sardae:oyee naee oyee mujhy tight horahi hai WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR AUR MOOTT KAR CHALE GAYE WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR AUR MOOTT KAR CHALE GAYE MUTNE KA TO BAHANA THA WOH CHUT DIKHAKAR CHALE GAYE….!! EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI, OOTH OOTH DUBARA KARTE HAI KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNE KO AATA HAI? KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNE KO AATA HAI? ARE WOH TO CHUT KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI
DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI LENI HAI WOHI CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI LENI HAI WOHI CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE, GAND MARLO HAMARI.. GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE, GAND MARLO HAMARI…. JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE, MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI… SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHODE MERA NANA!
Never play wid a women heart, She has only One heart!! Its okay to play wid her breast, She has Two...:-) How to impres womes- kis her, hug her, complmnt her, luv her, tis her, protect her, lisn 2 her, suprt her. how to impres a man - show up nakes with beer.
Girls are the best engine in the world. Fits all sizes of piston. Self lubricating .Start with finger touch. Automatic monthly oil change. Bestmileage in 3-4 drops......
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