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English SMS Messages Collection ۞
Message Number : 1 I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Message Number : 2 Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
Message Number : 3 Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move
my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat
an ice cream! Message Number : 4 In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty.
Message Number : 5 Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Message Number : 6 Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Message Number : 7 Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
Message Number : 8 A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Message Number : 9 Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
Message Number : 10 He came at night, Message Number : 11 What is the height of Flirting?When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". Message Number : 12 Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thats enough bout me... how r u ?
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