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 A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

 

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.

See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.  

 



Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)

 

Read caps word reversely.



``````````````````````````````

Feeling bored?

Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...



book from your bag and study.. 

``````````````````````````````````

U will be a ROSE for all TREES

U will be a SMILE

for all FACES

U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS

&

U will be a BROHTER

for all CUTE GIRLS .

`````````````````````````````````````

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...

Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

`````````````````````````

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &

after if u pray &ur still in darkness

, pls pay ur

ELECTRICITY BILL  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this... 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,

Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...

So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you? 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the

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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.

Coz liars go to hell.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

 

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

 

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If you are in tension,

If nothing seems right,

If u find no way out,

Then just think of me only once,

I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase

this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

``````````````````````````



 

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.

See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.  

 



Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)

 

Read caps word reversely.



``````````````````````````````

Feeling bored?

Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...



book from your bag and study.. 

``````````````````````````````````

U will be a ROSE for all TREES

U will be a SMILE

for all FACES

U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS

&

U will be a BROHTER

for all CUTE GIRLS .

`````````````````````````````````````

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...

Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

`````````````````````````

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &

after if u pray &ur still in darkness

, pls pay ur

ELECTRICITY BILL  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this... 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,

Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...

So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you? 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.

Coz liars go to hell.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

 

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

 

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If you are in tension,

If nothing seems right,

If u find no way out,

Then just think of me only once,

I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase

this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

``````````````````````````





From :april - Email : april@fool.com  

ov      o

l    e   Y U

ov       o

l   e    Y u

L V e   ou

HARI OM!!

Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya

wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

````````````````````

U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT

U R the one who is CUTE

and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

````````````````````

A - U r Attractive

B - U r the Best

C - U r Cute

D - U r Dear 2 Me

E - U r Excellent

F - U r Funny

G - U r Good-Looking

H - hehehe

I - I'm

J - JOKING

````````````````````

So Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

````````````````````

Legs utha ke karo.

Tange feala ke karo.

Ghuma ghuma ke karo.

Aage peechey dono taraf karo.

Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.

*Ramdev ji ka yoga.



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For pepsi "shahrukh"



For coke "aamir"



For mirinda "vivek"



For fanta "rani"



& For Thums Up "Akshay"



Don't worry

For Bante wala soda "You"

Cheers !!!

```````````````````````````````````



When things go wrong



When sadness fills your heart



When tears flow in your eyes



````````````````````````````````

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

`````````````````````````````

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

````````````````````

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

````````````````````



Last night I Got a severe Head pain...

I went to the Doctor ...

He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

````````````````````



Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!

````````````````````



If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Always remember 3 things

1) I am with you

2) You have money

3) Bar is open, Lets go.



````````````````````



MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

````````````````````



Your girlfriend is:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.



````````````````````



Roses are Red

Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant

Thanks to You....  

````````````````````

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

 





From :april - Email : april@fool.com  

ov      o

l    e   Y U

ov       o

l   e    Y u

L V e   ou

HARI OM!!

Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

````````````````````````````````````````

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya

wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

````````````````````

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

````````````````````

U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT

U R the one who is CUTE

and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

````````````````````

A - U r Attractive

B - U r the Best

C - U r Cute

D - U r Dear 2 Me

E - U r Excellent

F - U r Funny

G - U r Good-Looking

H - hehehe

I - I'm

J - JOKING

````````````````````

So Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

````````````````````

Legs utha ke karo.

Tange feala ke karo.

Ghuma ghuma ke karo.

Aage peechey dono taraf karo.

Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.

*Ramdev ji ka yoga.



```````````



For pepsi "shahrukh"



For coke "aamir"



For mirinda "vivek"



For fanta "rani"



& For Thums Up "Akshay"



Don't worry

For Bante wala soda "You"

Cheers !!!

```````````````````````````````````



When things go wrong



When sadness fills your heart



When tears flow in your eyes



````````````````````````````````

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

`````````````````````````````

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

````````````````````

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

````````````````````



Last night I Got a severe Head pain...

I went to the Doctor ...

He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

````````````````````



Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!

````````````````````



If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Always remember 3 things

1) I am with you

2) You have money

3) Bar is open, Lets go.



````````````````````



MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

````````````````````



Your girlfriend is:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.



````````````````````



Roses are Red

Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant

Thanks to You....  

````````````````````

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

 





From :april - Email : april@fool.com  

ov      o

l    e   Y U

ov       o

l   e    Y u

L V e   ou

HARI OM!!

Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

````````````````````````````````````````

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya

wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

````````````````````

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

````````````````````

U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT

U R the one who is CUTE

and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

````````````````````

A - U r Attractive

B - U r the Best

C - U r Cute

D - U r Dear 2 Me

E - U r Excellent

F - U r Funny

G - U r Good-Looking

H - hehehe

I - I'm

J - JOKING

````````````````````

So Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

````````````````````

Legs utha ke karo.

Tange feala ke karo.

Ghuma ghuma ke karo.

Aage peechey dono taraf karo.

Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.

*Ramdev ji ka yoga.



```````````



For pepsi "shahrukh"



For coke "aamir"



For mirinda "vivek"



For fanta "rani"



& For Thums Up "Akshay"



Don't worry

For Bante wala soda "You"

Cheers !!!

```````````````````````````````````



When things go wrong



When sadness fills your heart



When tears flow in your eyes



````````````````````````````````

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

`````````````````````````````

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

````````````````````

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

````````````````````



Last night I Got a severe Head pain...

I went to the Doctor ...

He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

````````````````````



Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!

````````````````````



If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Always remember 3 things

1) I am with you

2) You have money

3) Bar is open, Lets go.



````````````````````



MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

````````````````````



Your girlfriend is:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.



````````````````````



Roses are Red

Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant

Thanks to You....  

````````````````````

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

 





From :april - Email : april@fool.com   _________ U've

!'--.___.--'! got a

i________i CARD.

Open it...



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Have a Nice Fool Day!

April Fool's Day
The first of April, some do say,
Is set apart for All Fools' Day.
But why the people call it so,
Nor I, nor they themselves do know.
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.


Foolish Questions
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a song about him?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here,
and drink whatever comes out"?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are
over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them,
but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere,
you have to touch it to make sure?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell,
is he homeless or naked?

Why do they lock gas station restrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes,
why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How much deeper would oceans be
if sponges didn't live there?

Real Fools
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop and asked
for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take
was too small so he tied up the store clerk and worked
the counter himself for three hours until police showed
up and grabbed him.

In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying
to hold up a bank of America branch without a weapon.
King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun but
unfortunately he forgot to keep his hand in his pocket.

If quitters never win,
and winners never quit,
what fool came up with
"quit while you're ahead"?