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☻He
took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts
his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
pahle pyar se bed pe letao phir taange ooper karo phir haath laaga kar dekho
agar nappy gilla hai to oose change kar do When Apple is Pluck it is ready 2
eat When Girl is 18 She is ? > Ready 2 vote
From :Monik - Email : mastmonik@gmail.com When Apple is Pluck it is ready 2
eat When Girl is 18 She is ? > Ready 2 vote
Larki boss se:-500 dedo kal dedongi
Boss:-1000 lelo abhi dedo
From :shah ji - Email : zubairsxy@yahoo.com
- How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
- Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
- Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.
- He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts
his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
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