۞ Biggest Indians At A Glance English SMS Messages Collection ۞
 ۝☺Ultimate LOGNEST & LARGEST Categorized SMS Messages Collection☻۝

Bengalis
onfiltered= poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.

Mallus
onfiltered= coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.

UP Bhaiyyas
onfiltered= a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai (sweetmeat)shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the U.P assembly.
Four U.P bhaiyyas = riot

Gujjus
onfiltered= a share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Andhraites
onfiltered= chilli farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

Tamil-Brahmins
One Tamil-Brahmin = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tamil-Brahmins = maths tuition class.
Three Tamil-Brahmins = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tamil-Brahmins = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara, U.S

Bombayites
onfiltered= footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites = film studio.
Three Bombayites = slum
Four Bombayites = the number of people standing on your foot in the
train at rush hour.

Sindhis
onfiltered= currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.

Marwaris
onfiltered= the neighbourhood foodstuffsadulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = threaten other trading communities

Biharis
onfiltered= Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.

Punjabis
onfiltered= a 100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined I.Q equal to one.