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sardar 2 his frnd:yar main gher jaty hi bewi ki panty utar don ga.. frnd:wah bhaee aj tou mood main lag raha hai.. sardae:oyee naee oyee mujhy tight horahi hai
WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR AUR MOOTT KAR CHALE GAYE WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR AUR MOOTT KAR CHALE GAYE MUTNE KA TO BAHANA THA WOH CHUT DIKHAKAR CHALE GAYE….!!
EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI, OOTH OOTH DUBARA KARTE HAI
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNE KO AATA HAI? KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNE KO AATA HAI? ARE WOH TO CHUT KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI LENI HAI WOHI CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI
DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI LENI HAI WOHI CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE, GAND MARLO HAMARI.. GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE, GAND MARLO HAMARI…. JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE, MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI…
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHODE MERA NANA!
Never play wid a women heart, She has only One heart!! Its okay to play wid her breast, She has Two...:-)
How to impres womes- kis her, hug her, complmnt her, luv her, tis her, protect her, lisn 2 her, suprt her.
how to impres a man - show up nakes with beer.
Girls are the best engine in the world. Fits all sizes of piston. Self lubricating .Start with finger touch. Automatic monthly oil change. Bestmileage in 3-4 drops......
Girls are the best engine in the world. Fits all sizes of piston. Self lubricating .Start with finger touch. Automatic monthly oil change. Bestmileage in 3-4 drops......
Girls are the best engine in the world. Fits all sizes of piston. Self lubricating .Start with finger touch. Automatic monthly oil change. Bestmileage in 3-4 drops...... |
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