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1) Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her. Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her






2) Boys have fun by teasing girls....then girls may cry for few minutes...girls have fun by loving boys....But boys cry for the whole life.





3) Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .





4) Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.





5) Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do.





6) Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.



Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.



Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,
Tadka lagane ke liye...!!
Wah wah...




7) Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!!





SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.




9) If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan? "AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna!





10) Who played a double role in SHOLAY?






Socho..














Aur socho yaar..





















"COIN"..
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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.




Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..




5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch




Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai





Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!





Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....




Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?






Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.





Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!




Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.





Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.





Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
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Ashk wo bhi girane lage hain

paigam unke bhi aane lage hain.

Ikraar karte hain ab pyar ka wo bhi

jab hum duniya chod k jane lage hain.

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A friend gives hope wen life is low.

A friend is a place where you can go.

A friend is honest- A friend is true.

A friend is precious.And that friend is u..

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Reh na paoge kabhi bhulakar dekho,

Yaqin na aata ho to aazmakar dekho..

Har jagah mehsoos hogi hamari kami,

Apni suni mehfilon ko kitna bhi saja kar dekho..

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Kuch Khoye Bina Hamne Paya Hai

Kuch Mange Bina Hame Mila Hai.

Naaz Hai Hame Apani Takdeer Pe

Jisne Hame Aap jaise dost se milaya hai..

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Ishq ka tum naam na lo,

ye badi zalim cheez hai.

Lut chuke hain laakhon isme,

fir bhi duniya iski mureed hai.

Meri mano to kabhi ishq na karna

kyonki...ye wo marz hai,

jisme na maut hai, na jeene ki ummeed hai...

Fir bhi jaane kyon koi kehta hai k...

Mohabbat bade kaam ki cheez hai.

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Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajayge

door rahkar bhi band aankhon me nazar ayenge.

hum koi waqt nahi jo beet jayenge

jab yaad karoge tab chale ayenge.

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Smtimes u just gotta run away,

so u can c who wll care for u.

Smtimes u gotta talk quietly,

just to c who's listening.

Smtimes u gotta step up in a fight,

bt only to c who's standing by ur side.

Smtimes u gotta mk a wrong decision,

only to c who's there to help u fix it.

N smtimes u gotta let go of d ones u luv,

just to c if they wll cm back.

If they do,they r urs.

If they don't,then they never were!!!

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7 thngs done during study holidays

1.Sleeping

2.Eating

3.Sms

4.Roaming

5.Tv

6.Dreamin of touching book

7.Askn othrs wether thy hav started studyn...!!

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Hum jeete ek bar hai,

marte ek bar hai,

pyar ek bar hota hai,

aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai...

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TO fir ye ..



EXAMS BAAR-BAAR

KYUN ??

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Ye hichkiya kyu mujhe ane lagi hai

fizao se bhi siskiya ane lagi hai.

Ye sochkar dil hai bahut khush

ki yaad meri bhi kisi ko ane lagi hai
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