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Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho.....

2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,

KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,

chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

5) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!

6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhodna mat.

7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...

9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.

10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi hai.
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) Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho.....

2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,

KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,

chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

5) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!

6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhodna mat.

7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...

9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.

10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi hai.
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Dosti ka haq Hum ada yun karte hai...
tere naam pe ye jaan fida hum karte hain.....
tujhko phool ka bhi Zakhm na Aane paaye....
hum khuda se yehi duaa karte hai.....

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zindagai ki raaah me bahot se yaar milenge..
hum kya....humse bhi achche hazaar milenge...
in acchchonki beed me hume bhula mat dena....
Hum kahan tumhe baaar baar milenge..

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dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
dil me lagi aag ko bhujaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein,
aap jaise dosto ko bhulaya nahi jata.

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Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meree ho....
Aansoo tere nikle to aankhe meree ho...
Khuda kare teri meri dosti itnee gahree ho..k
Naukree tu kare aur salary meree ho........

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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par Le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
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Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharaab hoti hai
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi saath hoti hai
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitaab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai

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DIL ME TUMHARE APNI KAMI CHHOD JAYENGE…
AANKHO ME INTEZAR KI LAKIR CHHOD JAYENGE
YAAD RAKHNA MUJHE DHUNDTE PHIROGE
EK DIN ZINDAGI ME AISE DOST KI KAMI CHOD JAYENGE

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Kisi Ko Apni Khoobion Ka Ehsaas Nahin Hota
Aap Jaisa Dostoon Ka Milna Itifaaq Nahin Hota
Achha Kuch Kia HoGa Hum Ne
Warna Aap Ho Sath Humaray Yeh Yaqeen Nahin Hota

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pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai
nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.
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Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !!

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Dosti Ghazal Hai Gun Gunane Ke Liye
Dosti Naghma Hai Sunane Ke Liye
Yeh Woh Jazba Hai Jo Sab Ko Nahin Milta
Kion Ki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane Ke Liye

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Sau bewafaai kubool hain ek vafaai ke liye,
Sau aansu kubool hain ek hasi ke liya,
hum tho mohtaj hain aapke pyar ke...
Sau dushmani kubool hain aapki dosti ke liye...

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Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki rah mei,
Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah mei,
Kadam kadam par mile khusi ki bhaar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko....

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
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