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Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki,
Dosti to bas cheeze hai ahsas ki,
Pass hote to kya manzar hota,
Door se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki

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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

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Har kalli tum se khushboo udhaar maange
aftab tujhse noor udhaar maange
rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaaye
ke log mujhse teri dosti udhaar maange

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zindagi ko yun hi jee lete hain
ghamo ko yun hi see lete hain
mila lete hain hum jinse dosti ka haat
unn haathon se phir zeher bhi pee lete hain

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D-dastak bhi na de,
O-our apna bana le,
S-saason me base joh,
T-taqdeer joh sawaar de,
I-issi rishte ko toh kehte hai ** (DOSTI).
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Sapne the, Sapno k Ap Sahil hue,
Na Jane kaise hum Apki Dosti k Kabil hue
Karazdar Rahege hum us Hasin pal k,
Jb Aap Hamari Zindagi me Shamil hue

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Kaun kehta hai Dost tumse hamari Judaai hogi,
Ye Khabar kissi aur ne Udaai hogi,
Shaan se rahenge aapke Dil mae hum,
Itne shayries mein Humne kuchh toh Jagah banaai hogi.

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zaroori nahi ki doston mein baat hoti rahe
zaroori nahi ki doston mein mulakaat hoti rahe
zaroori hai to bas ki dost jahaan bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe

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Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.

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Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,
Aap bhi bhul jaoge Do-Chaar mulakaton mein,
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge,
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&*
Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine.
Sorry 2 Distrb u


Jane Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Maine
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Batamizi ki
Ho
Uz
k
liye
aapse
jo
Hosakta
Hai
Karlo
Main
Sudhernay
Walon
main se Nahi.....


WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE.
TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE.
DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE.


aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam kahani
idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha na mar gaye khatam kahani

Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya
oho mil giya
Ballay Ballay ::
mil he giya
aaj to mil he giya
yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!!

Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI...

Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron
Balke har hour k bad kron
main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko
Ek pyara sa SMS saim

In your life 4 thing come anytime:
1 LOVE
2 FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
"SUSU"
So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time.

Year........ .....1927. ......November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm..... ......... ..Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro......... ...

no visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey?

hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel...



Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday..


W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)

H: Handsome
U: Useful
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous
(HUSBAND)


What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think.. Smile


When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai

whats wronng with your phone? everytime when i call,it says the subscriber you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly. cathy

if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....

you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !!


If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD


Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?


Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha
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Waqt bahut kam hai sath bitane mein,

ise na gvana kabhi ruthne mnane mein,

RISHTA to hamne bandh hi liya hai aapse,

ab bas thoda saath de dena ise nibhane mein.

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Jab se tumhe dekha hai...

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raat ko

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din ko

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subah ko

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shaam ko

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khaate samay

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peete samay

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sote samay

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nahate samay

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parhte samay

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aate samay

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jaate samay

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hass hass ke bura haal ho gya hai...!!

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Fresh Flowers

jst 4 U !!

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Are Yaar aap phool dhoond rahe ho!!

Ye mobile hai,koi gamla nahi SAMJHE.

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Ye kon chala chaman se khamoshiyan leker

kali-kali ro uthi siskiyan leker.

Khush ho rahe the jo mere dubne par

wohi nikle hai meri talash me kashtiyan leker.

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Flirting is the only job in the world

that man cannot include in his biodata

despite years of experience

and number Of refrences.!'

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Frndship is wen u have had a huge fight

deciding once n for all, dats it......

Bt den u decide 2 put aside ur egos,

hold hands n again say : I Need u yaar..... *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

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Hum gaye unki gali main

Vo phool barsane lage,

Jab dekha unki mummy ne,

toh sath mein gamle bhi

Aane lage......

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Teri 1 yaad bechain bna jati hai

hr gali me Teri surat nazr aati hai.

kaisa haal kiya tune dosti mein hmara

ki nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati haai.

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YARO ki yari pe SHAK nahi karte,

jab HUM bol rahe ho to BAK-bak nahi karte,

PARESHAN karte ho jab hum so rahe HOTE hai,

ab hum JAAG rahe hai to SMS nahi karte

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Q:Agr kisiko kisi se pyar ho jae

to kya krna chahiye?



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Ans:Un dono ki shadi karwa deni chahiye,

" sara bhoot utar jaega"

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Everyone starts out

with a full bag of luck

and an empty bag of experience.

The trick is

to fill the bag of experience

before the luck runs out..

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Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo

Kabhi kabhi mehfilo me bhi aya karo.

kya hua jo tut gye hain saamne ke 4 daant

fir bhi mooh kholkar muskuraya to karo.

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Koi kisi ko itna yaad na kare ki

Uski zindagi yaadgaar ban jaye.

Agar karna hi hai yaad to utna karo ki

Uski Yaad hi ZINDAGI ban jaye..
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sadi raatan di neend keeti haram ohne,
sada sacha pyar keeta badnaam ohne,
asi ohde naal waffa keeti luk ke zamane ton,
par sade naal bewafai keeti shareaam ohne.

na mathe di lakeer vekhi na hathan te likhi taqdeer vekhi,
hanjuan de vich dubb geya yaar tera jad usdi tasveer vekhi,
phir sou na sakeya te jad sutta tan supne 'ch bani oh heer vekhi,
oh heer bann ke sanu chad chali hun yaar nu banda faqeer vekhi.

kali raat Di Syahi Ute,
Chand Di Gawai Ute,
Sach De Kore kagaj te,
Ik Akhar Main Ban Jawa,
Tu Bhule Ta Teri Marzi,
Main Bhula te Mar Jawa!
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