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1) A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:-
Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai
tera MIKA . . . . .





2) A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs
when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.





3) Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on
the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r
HAPPY..!!





4) When a BLACK CAT
falls down,
What will the
WHITE CAT say ???

















Don't think Like
a SCIENTIST
It will only say....



MEOW....
MEOW....





5) Sardar trying to propose to a girl, said "main tumse..." GIRL_tameez
se baat karo!! SARDAR_behenji, main aapse shadi karna chahta hoon..!!





6) Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..





7) Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.





Whats the difference between Data and Information?

362436 - Data

36-24-36 Information!..





9) Boy says 2 girl:- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar
karogi.

girl says:- tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapal tutne tak pitega.





10) Wife and husband r like wheels of vehicles. if one tyre
punctures vehcle will not move......
so intelligent man always carry stepny with him..
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thak gayian akhian , muk gayi ass,
langhda na din , nahio langhdi eh raat,
ohde didar nu tarasde , asi kariye ardaas,
rabba hun tan karade sadi ik mulakaat.

dil tera vi yaara kade roya hovega,
hanju akhian 'chon tera vi tan choyea hovega,
jad mile sa sajjna nu juda hon vele,
hanju akhain da tu vi tan lukoyea hovega.

Kanu nivea nu rakh dae nai chattae,
Jo Uchea dae yaar ho gae
Ashi khardae c pahard ban jina pichae , rathe di khar dasdae,

oh yaari khun nalo c sangani jo ajj yaadgar dasdae
vai app pital toh sonha ban bedhae,
Phulla toh assi khar ho gae !!!!!!!

kuj chad jande,
kuj nibha jande,
kuj taane la muka jande,
kuj vasdeyaan nu ujaad jande,
kush rondeya nu hsa jande ....
te kuj jeondeya nu maar muka jande
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1) Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho
na
sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho.....

2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,

KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,

chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....
"simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

5) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!

6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain
aur
kehte chhodna mat.

7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...

9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye
dost
banate ho.

10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN
jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory
laga
rakhi
hai.
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Dosti ka haq Hum ada yun karte hai...
tere naam pe ye jaan fida hum karte hain.....
tujhko phool ka bhi Zakhm na Aane paaye....
hum khuda se yehi duaa karte hai.....

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zindagai ki raaah me bahot se yaar milenge..
hum kya....humse bhi achche hazaar milenge...
in acchchonki beed me hume bhula mat dena....
Hum kahan tumhe baaar baar milenge..

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dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
dil me lagi aag ko bhujaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein,
aap jaise dosto ko bhulaya nahi jata.

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Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meree ho....
Aansoo tere nikle to aankhe meree ho...
Khuda kare teri meri dosti itnee gahree ho..k
Naukree tu kare aur salary meree ho........

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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par Le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

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Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharaab hoti hai
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi saath hoti hai
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitaab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai

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DIL ME TUMHARE APNI KAMI CHHOD JAYENGEÃΆβ‚¬Â¦
AANKHO ME INTEZAR KI LAKIR CHHOD JAYENGE
YAAD RAKHNA MUJHE DHUNDTE PHIROGE
EK DIN ZINDAGI ME AISE DOST KI KAMI CHOD JAYENGE

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tumÃΆβ‚¬Â¦

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Kisi Ko Apni Khoobion Ka Ehsaas Nahin Hota
Aap Jaisa Dostoon Ka Milna Itifaaq Nahin Hota
Achha Kuch Kia HoGa Hum Ne
Warna Aap Ho Sath Humaray Yeh Yaqeen Nahin Hota

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pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai
nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.

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Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !!

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Dosti Ghazal Hai Gun Gunane Ke Liye
Dosti Naghma Hai Sunane Ke Liye
Yeh Woh Jazba Hai Jo Sab Ko Nahin Milta
Kion Ki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane Ke Liye

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Sau bewafaai kubool hain ek vafaai ke liye,
Sau aansu kubool hain ek hasi ke liya,
hum tho mohtaj hain aapke pyar ke...
Sau dushmani kubool hain aapki dosti ke liye...

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Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki rah mei,
Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah mei,
Kadam kadam par mile khusi ki bhaar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko....

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

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Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki,
Dosti to bas cheeze hai ahsas ki,
Pass hote to kya manzar hota,
Door se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki

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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

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Har kalli tum se khushboo udhaar maange
aftab tujhse noor udhaar maange
rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaaye
ke log mujhse teri dosti udhaar maange

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zindagi ko yun hi jee lete hain
ghamo ko yun hi see lete hain
mila lete hain hum jinse dosti ka haat
unn haathon se phir zeher bhi pee lete hain

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D-dastak bhi na de,
O-our apna bana le,
S-saason me base joh,
T-taqdeer joh sawaar de,
I-issi rishte ko toh kehte hai ** (DOSTI).

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Sapne the, Sapno k Ap Sahil hue,
Na Jane kaise hum Apki Dosti k Kabil hue
Karazdar Rahege hum us Hasin pal k,
Jb Aap Hamari Zindagi me Shamil hue

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Kaun kehta hai Dost tumse hamari Judaai hogi,
Ye Khabar kissi aur ne Udaai hogi,
Shaan se rahenge aapke Dil mae hum,
Itne shayries mein Humne kuchh toh Jagah banaai hogi.

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zaroori nahi ki doston mein baat hoti rahe
zaroori nahi ki doston mein mulakaat hoti rahe
zaroori hai to bas ki dost jahaan bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe

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Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.

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Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,
Aap bhi bhul jaoge Do-Chaar mulakaton mein,
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge,
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein

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Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai
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