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1) Tum mann hi mann unhe chahte reh gye,unhe batane ka plan banate reh gae,pata laga ki koi or le gya unhe tum to bas unki shadi me tent,kursiyan lagate reh gaye..

2) Charo taraf hai faili
moonlite,
machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai tume luvbite,
takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight,
are yaar bole to swt drms gud night

3) 1baniye ki biwi bimar thi,light na hone ki wja se usne mombati jladi or kehne lga doctr ko lene ja rha hu agr tume lage tu nhi bachegi to pls mombati buja dena.

4) A guy had 6 fingers and his friends called him Arjun...
Why?
Guess...


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Bcoz his name was Arjun... Ok ok Cool down...

5) Sardar:peg banane ke baad - ( biwi se) "pee ise". Biwi - "chhee kadwa hai !" Sardar - aur tu sochati hai ki main roj aish karta hoon...

6) Ek auto k piche likha tha'hum do,humare do.'Chota pariwar,sukhi pariwar'aur niche likha tha"Bittu,rinku,chinku,sonu,tony,minku te pinku de daddy di gaddi. ..

7) Sardar goes to PETROL PUMP watches a board "Dont use cell phones here".He made call to every1 in his phonebook & said,"Dont call me now!"

Why are doctor's prescriptions impossible to read? Because they all have the same message to the pharmacist:i got my money, now u get Urs

9) Pajame ne kaha dhoti se hum tum bane ek dhage se...

pajame ne kaha dhoti se hum tum bane ek dhage se
farak sirf itna hai tum piche se khulte ho aur mein aagese

10) MACHAR SONG:- Bheege HOTH tere, pyasa DANK mera. lage AMRIT sa muje KHOON tera. kabhi mere saath koi RAAT gujar, tuje subha tak mein kar du BIMAAR wO-o-o-HO.
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1) I pray FOR YOU
a life that YOU truly deserve,
a life as good as YOUR heart,
a life as bright as YOUR smile,
& a life as wonderful as YOU..
Take care..
Good nite






2) Zakham + You =
MARHAM
Tanhayee + You =
MEHFIL
Tears + You =
SMILE
Raasta + You =
MANZIL
Nothing + You =
EVERYTHING
Me + You =
F.R.I.E.N.D.S .







3) Ice is a Cream, Luv is a Dream but our relationship is Evergreen. Don't make friends before Understanding & don't break friendship after Misundrstanding..!!






4) Get up! Get up!
The world waiting
for you.,
Walk with aims!
Run with , confidence!!
Fly with your Achivements!
So,get up,
Early like a bird. GooD MorninG.






5) The four Blessed Looks:

Look back and get experience.

Look forward and see future.

Look around and find truth.

Look within & Know yourself!






6) A special smile, a special face,a special sum1 i can't replace , a special hi from me to u for the special frndship i hve found in u.






7) A friend is a sweet gift
An emotional lift
A heart healer
A mood chiller
A gem so rare
An answered prayer
A happy mate
A lucky fate
Like U...







Success is waiting for you.
Difficulties are blocking the path.
Take the weapon of confidence and reach your success every day!
Good Morning.






9) "Love ur self,
roam with ur understanding,
romance with dreams,
get engaged with simplicity,
marry genuineness,
divorce the ''ego''.Thats life with friendship.







10) Life is 2 short 2 be spent in fault finding Holding grudges or keeping memory of wrong done 2 us.....So...
Forgive before forgiveness is asked..
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1) Taras jaoge tum mehfil-e-wafa ke liye, kisi se pyar na kar khuda ke liye.. Jab lagegi ishq ki aadat ek din, tum hi chune jaoge saza ke liye.





2) Ashiq pagal ho jate hai pyar me,baki kasar puri ho jati hai intezar me,magar ye uski dilruba nahi samajti,vo baith kar chali jati hai kisi aur ki Car mein..




3) Dil ke bazar me daulat nahi dekhi jati,pyar ho jaye to surat nahi dekhi jaati,ek sathi pr luta do sab kuch,kyoki pasand ho cheez to kemat nahi dekhi jati.





4) Dard dil ka hota hai kya, yeh puchhe jra humse koi, chot pahunchti hai tab dil ko bahut jab dil tod deta hai apna hi koi...





5) Kya kahu duniya ne kiya mujpe kaise bair, hukum tha mai jiyu lekin tere bagair..nadan hai vo kehte hai jo mere liye tum ho gair..





6) Duniya badal jaayegi par tum na badalna , mushkil jab bhi aaye bus yaad karna, tumse maange bhi to kya maange, kuch dena hi ho to bus muskura dena..






7) Sachi hai dosti aajmake dekh lo,
karke yakin mujh pe mere paas aake dekh lo.
badalta nahi kabhi sona apna rang,
chahe jitni baar marji aag me jalaake dekh lo.






Aaj hum unhe befawa batakar aaye hai,
unke khaton ko pani me bahakar aaye hai,
koi nikal kar padh na le unhe,
isliye pani me bhi aag lagakar aaye hai.






9) Hasi ki rah me gum mile to kya kare.
wafa ke naam par bewafa mile to kya kare.
kaise bache zindagi dhoke bajo se.
koi has ke dhoka de to kya kare.






10) Teri wafa mein sanam, na safar ke rahe na vatan ke rahe,
Bikhri laash ke itne tukde hue na kafan ke rahe na dafan ke rahe.
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Kise nu shonk kuriyan naal hasn hasaun da

kise nu shonk kuriyan fasaun da.

Par saade shonk awale ne

sadi nazar ch kuriyan yaaran to thale ne.

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Loki karde ne shikayat ke assi bulauna chadta

Ruse jande nu hun assi manauna chadta.

Ki kariye jado de oh chad gaye,

Dil ne dhadkna te akhiyaan ne sauna chadta.

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Kadi ikraar hunda ae

kadi inkaar hunda ae.

Tamasha mohabbat da

vaar vaar hunda ae.

Kade mudke nhi aunde

oh din jawani de,

jad mehboob de jhooth te vi

aitbaar hunda ae.

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Dosti teri da manka manka
asi saha vich parona e,
umran da eh lmba painda
asi tere sang bitauna e.
tere vatte chahe sanu rub milljaye
asi na dost vatauna e.

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Labhde ha peran de nishan jande rahvan ton,
puchde ha sunehe aundia hwava ton.
Karde dua tainu kise di na thod hove,
maar deyi awaz yaraa je sadi kde lod hove.
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Why We Make Friends...

'Coz They Understand

Just By Looking In Ur Eyes.

'Coz U Can Say Something Stupid

Or Xpose Ur Deepest Secrets To Them.

'Coz They Believe In Ur Dreams,

No Matter How Silly They May Seem.

'Coz They Love U For What U r'

N finaly...

'Coz Everything U Do Together

Becomes A "MEMORY"

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Jindagi har pal khas nahi hoti

phulo ki khusbu hamesha pas nahi hoti.

Milna hamari taqdir me likha tha,

varna itni pyari dosti kabhi itefaq nahi hoti.

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Door hojane se rishte nahi tootte,

naahi sirf paas rehne se judte.

Yeh to dilo ke bandhan hai,

isliye hum tumhe or tum hame nahi bhulte.

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Separations r those wounds

dat nobody can heal.

N memoris r those treasures

dat nobody can steal.

But do not separate

to make memories.

Stay in touch.

Take care.

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Sachi hai dosti aazma ke dekh lo,
karke yakin mujh pe
kuch farma ke dekh lo.
Badalta nahi sona apna rang kabhi,
chahe jitna marzi aag me jalake dekh lo.

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Aye chand tu unko mera paigaam keh dena,

Khushi ka din aur hasi ki shaam keh dena.

Jab wo dekhe tujhe bahar aakar,

to unko mera salaam keh dena.

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Is dunya me 2 type k dost hote hai,

ek dost pyara hota hai,

Doosra dost bahut pyara hota hai.

Pyare dost ne sms bheja hai,

aur bahut pyara dost sms padh raha hai.

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Raat kaali sahi koi gum na karo,

din kaisa bhi ho aankhen num na karo.

Ek sitara bano jagmagate raho,

yaad karte raho yaad aate raho.

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Happiness is like a RADIO Station,

Broadcasting all the time..

YOU just have to learn

how to tune it &

receive your favourite channel...

HAPPY TUNING

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Stay an hour in my heart

A minute in my mind

Or a second in my soul.

Then u will know how it feels

in missing a friend like YOU.

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Woh nazar kahan se lau jo unhe bhula de

woh dawa kahan se lau jo dard mita de.

milna to likha hota hai takdiro me

woh takdir kahan se lau jo unse mila de.

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Teacher: cn u tell me

abt Raja Ram Mohan Roy?

Sardar: yes.

They were 4 best frnds!!
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