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Khusbhu tere pyar di sanu mehka jandi ae,
Teri kiti har gal sanu behka jandi ae,
Sah ta bahut der launde ne aan jan ch,
Har ik Sah To Pehlka teri Yaad Aa Jandi hai!

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koi majburi nahi j dil kare ta yaad kari,
Ristiya di bhid to fursat mile ta yaad kari,
hai dua k hove har khushi nasseeb tainu,
pher v j ankh j teri bhare ta yaad kari!

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Ik Dil Te Lakh Sanjaan Wale.....
Kuj Samaj Na Aave Ki Kariye......
Chalo Chadya Kisi Di gali Jana....
Koi Aaun satave ta ki Kariye.......!
Ohde samne Jigar Kabbab Hoya..
Us Nu Sek Na Lagya Ta ki Kariye......!
J Dard Dil Da Hove Ta Dua Kariye....
J Dil Hi Dard Ho Jave ta ki Kariye...!!
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sajn sajn Sab Jag Aakhe Main Sajna Nu Gal Lawa,
Sajn Yaar Dila Da Velli, Main Sajna da Parchava...
Rab te Sajn j ho jan gusse, Main Pehla Sajn Manava.!

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Dunge Hunde Han Zakham Bewafai de,
Jo har Kisi Kolo Nahi sahare Jande,
Eh nagme Ne Us tanhai de,
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Palkon par dastak dene koi khwab aane wala hai, khabar mili wo khwab sach hone wala hai, hamne kaha,uski palkon par ja, jo pyarasa dost abhi sone wala hai..




Mehnat Se
Roti
Milti
Hai;
Kismat Se
Daulat
Milti
Hai;
Khuda Ki
Khaas
Nazar Ho
Jis Bandhe Pe...
Usey
Duniya Me
Hamari "DOSTI"
Milti Hai..




Iss 2 pal ki zindagi mein tanhai kyon hai,
logon ko humse ruswai kyon hai.
Iss duniya mein insan kum nahin,
phir hamare sath sirf hamari parchhai kyon hai..



Saye ki tarha sath rehne wale,Rishta kuch iss taraha
se tod gaye,Hakikat mein
milna to mumkin na tha,
khawabo mein aana bhi chhod gaye..



Haath choote to rishte nahi choota karte, Waqt ki shakh se lamhe nahi toota karte, Milte hain kuch log aise zindagi mein jinse kabhi naate nahi toota karte.




Zindgi bhar apka sath hum denge,girne lage aap to apna hath hum denge,is rishte se badke koi rishta nahi,apko apni dosti ki saugat hum denge!




Jinki tamanna dil me thi,
judai ab hum unki sehte hain,
fursat hi nahi humse kuch batein karne ki,
islie ab hum har waqt khamosh rehte hain.




Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum,
Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum,
Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi, Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum..



Tum dil ko bekrar kyo nahi karte, Meri mohabbat par atbar kyo nahi karte, Jee nahi sakta hoke juda tumse, Aur tum mohabbat ka izhaar bhi nahi karte.



Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai , halka sa akhon ko ehsaas hota hai, chalkte hai mere bhi ankho se ansu, jab unke dur hone ka ehsaas hota hai.
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1) Bathroom Graffiti
Q: What's the difference between love, lust, and showing off?
A: Swallowing, spitting, and gargling.






2) Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!





3) Every indian woman is- 'rani laxmi bai' Be4 marriage-'rani', 4 a few years after marriage-'laxmi', & after children r born she becomes a-'bai'.





4) WELCOME TO www.love.com

Type password

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PROCESSING.
Sorry apki pyar karneki umar nikal chuki hai.Try www.satsang.com





5) On their first Night Husband : Is it Really your First Night ? Wife : No actually it is First time at NIGHT..!





6) Kya re? Apun ki yaad-vaad nahi aa reli kya ? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakkas-jhakkas msg bhejta rahega kya? Tu bhi ek-do raapchik msg Chipkaa daal !





7) Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him?Doctor: They are for you.





Beti:"Ma! gaon me foji aaye hai" Ma:"Tu andar ja inki niyat kharaab hoti hai" Beti: "foji sardar hai" Ma:"To bakri ko bhi andar le ja"





9) Dark were those days without ur sight when i was in darkness u gave me light.
U gave me strength 2 make life bright.Thank U so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!





10) Premika-mein maa banne wali hu
Premi-kya bakvas kar rahi ho.
Premika-ha, mein tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hoon..
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Rishta pyar ka banta hai agr takdeer hoti hai
bahut kum logon k hathon me ye lakeer hoti hai.
Juda na ho kabhi pyar kisika,
kasam se bahut takleef hoti hai.




Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka.



A:u r Active
B:u r Best
C:u r Cute
D:u r Dashing
E:u r Excellant
F:u r alwayz 1st
G:u r Gr8
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ki himmat
mujhme nahi hai!



Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum
Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum.
Jeet lete aasma ek din lekin
palko ki khamoshi ko honton se na wo keh sake na hum.



Tanhaayi ka lamba safar katt-ta hi nahi
Aapke bina koi accha lagta hi nahi.
Koi nahi jo pooch ley iss dard-e-dil ka haal
Aapke bin ye DIL kahi lagta hi nahi.




Lekar DIL vapas kiya nahi jata
yu nazuk dil ko jakhm diya nahi jata.
Sachmuch yeh duniya badi jalim hai mere dost
sms free hai phir bhi kiya nahi jata
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Hum na hote to aap kho gye hote,
apni zindgi se ruswa ho gye hote!
ye to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne k liye jaag rahe hai,
varna hum to kab k so gye hote!





Kuch baat hai jo hm keh nahin skte
kya kare kehe bin reh nahin skte.
kahin beech bazar sharminda na hon
tabhi to us gali ka rukh kar nahin skte.
tere so shikwe shikaytein sar ankhon par
lekin us samandar ko
nadi ka rukh morne ko keh bhi nahin sakte.




Hamare ansu pochkar vo muskurate hai
Unki is ada se vo dil ko churate hai.
Hath unka chhu jaye hamare chahre ko
isi umid me ham khudko rulate hai.



Na Muskurane Ko Dil Karta Hai
Na Aasoo Bhaane Ko Dil Karta Hai.
Kya Kahen Jab Aapki Yaad Aati Hai
aap Ke Paas Aane Ko Dil Karta Hai.




Pani me tairna machali ka style,
Hawa me udna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna APUN ka style,
Muffat me messages padna aapka style.
padho padho..
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