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D glory of frnsp is nt d outstretched hand,

nor d joy of companionship.

Its d inspiration dat comes

with d deep feelng dat sum1 belives in u.

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Mere dil ki kahani ye bayan karti hai,

Mohabat ashiqo ko sirf badnam karti hai.

Is badnami k bawzud jo mohabat krte hai,

Unhe marne k bad duniya salam krti hai.

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Mazaa to humne intezar me dekha hai,

chahat ka asar pyar me dekha hai.

Log dhundte hai mandir maszid me jise,

us khuda ko humne apne yaar me dekha hai.

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Do u know d speciality of ths new year?

It strts with monday & ends also on monday

nd No public holidays on sundays.

This year has got highest number

of sundays and saturdays.

So enjoy the least working year in your life!!

2007- a year with a difference.

WISH YOU HAPPY NEW YEAR...

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Dur hai aapse to kuch gam nahi,

dur reh ke bhi bhulne vale hum nahi.

roz mulakaat na ho to kya hua,

aapki yaaden bhi mulakaat se kam nahi.

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Teacher: Prove that things

compress with cold & expand with heat.

Student: Sir, garmiyan ch chuttiyan 45 hoti hain

aur sardiyon me sikud ke 7 reh jati hain!

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TOM and JERRY starts !!

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How v analyse things 4m outside

depends on how d thoughts r inside us.

Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple

& So small when v go 2 a hotel.

Think abt it!

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All beautiful things start from the heart.

All bad things start from the mind.

Never let the mind rule ur heart.

Let the heart rule ur mind.

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Givin sum1 all ur Luv nvr an assurance

that they wil Luv u back.

Nvr expect Luv in return,

but juST wait 4 it to grow in their Heart.

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Find arms that'll hold u at ur weakest,

the eyes that'll c u at ur roughest,

a heart that'll luv u at ur worst,

if u've found it,

u've found ur life.

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Khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye

Din ka ujala shaan ban k aaye

Kabhi na dur ho aapke chehre se muskurahat

Naya saal aisa mehmaan banke aaye.

Happy new year

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Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,

Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,

Jiska style hai lajawaab,

Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.

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Sehwag's son : Are dekho maa.

Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.

Sehwag's wife : Beta ye

ADVERTISEMENT hogi.

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It takes a second 2 say u r my frnd.

A minute 2 explain it,

An hour 2 demonstrate it,

A day 2 appriciate it

But takes a LIFETIME 2 prove it.

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Father to son :

Pados ki ladki ko

dekh wo exam

mein first aayi hai.

Son : usko hi to

dekhta tha,

Tabhi to fail ho Gaya .

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A wonderful quote:

"Learn the wisdom of compromise",

It is better to bend a little

rather than to break

any relationship forever.

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Love is for Life,

Life isn't for Love.

Love may fail in Life,

Life should never fail in Love.

So don't spoil Life in Love,

but don't forget to Love in Life.

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1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

and said 'Hijack'

Everybody put their hands up.

Then suddenly Another guy

from other side got up and said







'Hijohn'

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Teri surat pe ye dil haaru

Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru

Jis din tera sms na aaye

Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.

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Raat kafi ho chuki hai

Ab chirag bujha dijiye.

Ek haseen khwab raah dekhta hai apki

bas palko ke parde giraa dijiye.

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Value d people who hve touched ur life

bcoz u'll never know

when they'll walk out of ur life

and never cum back again.

So b happy & lead friendly life.

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Great friends are part of memories,

Time can never erase them.

And When life is blessed with friends like you,

sweeter memories r there 2 look back.

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Teacher:Translate it into

English: "Tumhe Laat marke

beizzat karke bahar nikal diya gaya

aur baad me vapas bulaya gaya ."



Student:You have been "GANGULIFIED"!

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How did an intelligent boy propose to girl?

He took the girl

along wid him on a boat

and at the middle of river

said "luv me or leave the boat"

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In d Book Of Life,

Here comes a brand new year again.

Its pages r blank,

Waiting to b filled.

Come explore ur future

& fill d pages wid ur dreams & hardwork.

Wish u a very Happy new year 2007

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May God paint the canvas of ur life

with the most beautiful colours

and sprinkle peace, luck, success

and joy at every step!

Happy new year

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The year has almost gone,

But made us strong.

The path was long,

But V walked with a song.

There were fears'n'tears,

But V also had reasons 4 cheers.

Wishng u happy memories of the last yr

& have a gr8 beginning of the next Year!

Happy new year

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01JAN 2007



*HAPPY

*NEW*

*YEAR*

*2oo7*



"HUM" KO INTEZAR KARNE KI AADAT NAHI

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Bfre the whole world screws up ur msg box

on 1st jan with recycld msgs,

i just wantd to wish u a super,

fun filled, new year ahead.

Have a great new year!

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Life,I m d nw yr.

I m an unspoiled page

in ur book of time.

I m ur nxt chance

at d art of living.

I m ur opportunity 2

practice wht u've learnd bout life

during d last 12 mnths.

All tht u sought & din't find

is hidden in me,

waiting 4 u to search it out

wid more determination.

Come,explore me.

HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Teri Nass-Nass Di Khabar Asin Rakhde Haan,

Tere Kahe Bina Har Gal Bujh Sakde Haan,

Akhan Teriyan Ton Bhavein Door Sahi,

par tere Dil Wich Asin Hi Vasde Haan.

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Majboori naal na sanu pyar kari

ehsaan naal na khushiyan sanu daan kari.

dil kare ta sacha pyar kari

jhuttiyan aafwawan naal na sanu badnaam kari.

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Mera dil v tu te mera pyar v tu,

es nmani jehi jind da hakdar v tu.

Ki hoya asi tenu sajda kar baithe

sada rab v tu te sada pyaar v tu.

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Main kehnda riha ohnu apne dil diyan,

par ohne khaab pyar da buneya nahi.

Main kiha ek var maf karde,

ohne tarla koi suneya nahi.

Main kar dita sab kuj ohde hawale,

par ohne dil ton dost chuneya nahi.

Main keh ditta,

"TERE BINA MAIN MAR CHALLEYA."

Oh hass ke kehndi,

"KEE KIHA?? MAINU SUNEYA NAHI."

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Tu kalli kite na jaya kar

eh dunya badi avalli a.

tu reh mundya to bachke ne

hun saal solve ch challi a.

tu chadd de jeena paunya ni

soot patiala paya ker.

jaya ker college bapu nal,

te saddey nal bullet te aya ker.

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Diva ban javange je tu waada kare jagaun da,

Kheddange har baazi je tu waada kare jitaon da.

Saari umar udekange tennu

je tu waada kare aaun da.

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Aakhiyan Nu Hanjuan D Daat Den Wale,

Zindagi Nu Dukha D Sogaat Den Wale.

Socha Wich Har Pal Barbaad Krde,

Kaash Mere Jinna Oh v Mainu Yaad Krde.

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Rab mera dukh teri jholi pa deve,

Teri sari umar mere naam la deve,

Salamat rakhe mere khawaban de "MAHAL"nu,

Meri khushi lai beshak teri "JHUGGI" dhah deVe

.....oh

Sorry

Meri teri ch gadbad ho gyee

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Sade yaadan wale moti kite dul ta ni gaye,

Sade pyar de sunehe kite rul ta ni gaye.

Rat sochan wich gai chal Puchhange swere,

sade yaar sanu kite bhul te ni gae
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Allah kisi ko mobile na de,

Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.

System de to balance naa de,

Agar balance de

to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.

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Na koi kissi se door hota hai,

Na koi kissi ke kareeb hota hai.

Pyaar khud chalkar aata hai,

Jab koi kissi ka naseeb hota hai.

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Yu mili jo nigahen dosti ittefaq ho gayi,

Raah mein chalte2 tumse mulaqat ho gayi.

Jab se basaya hai tumhe nigahon me,

Pata na chala kab din kab raat ho gayi.

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Love has nothing to do

with wht you r expecting to get.

Its wht u r expected to give,

which is everything.

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Roobaru na sahi,

Aankhein band karke tera deedar karenge,

Teri har baat ka hum aitbaar karenge.

Tujhe aane ko nhi kahenge hum

Lekin ta-umar tera intezar karenge.

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Its not your mistake

if u can't read d eyes which cheats u.

But Its realy ur mistake

if u can't read d eyes which loves u.

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Iss zamane se bahot alag ho aap,

wo khush kismat hai jiske paas ho aap.

Hamare liye wo waqt hi haseen hai

jab hamein yaad kar dil se muskura lete ho aap.

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Har sagar ke do kinare hote hain,

Kuch log jaan se bhi pyaare hote hain.

Ye zaroori nahi har koi paas ho,

Kyonki zindagi me yadon ke bhi sahare hote hain.

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Bedard kuchh Dost ho gaye hain Humare,

Jo Humara intezar nahin karte.

Kbhi Humein Hzaaron message kiya karte the,

Ab to Yaad bhi nahi karte.

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Mohabbat bhi ajeeb si hoti hai,

har lamha unki kami si hoti hai.

Chahate hai unko iskadar hum,

zarasi kharoch unko lage to takleef Hume hoti hai.

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Har insan ki alag pehchan hoti hai,

par hamare sms ki alag hi shaan hoti hai.

Har kisi ko karte nahi sms magar,

jisko karte hain usme hamari jaan hoti hai.

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Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan,

Hum kaise unka dard byan karange.

Ek se hi mohabat itni kar li hai,

Ke auron se ab mohabat kya karenge.

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Phulo pe laga pehra acha nahi lagta,

rang ishk ka na ho gehra to acha nahi lagta.

Muskurate raha karo sada e dost,

tumhara udas chehra acha nahi lagta.

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Dard me koi mausam pyara nahi hota,

Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.

Koi dekhe to humari bebsi,

Hum sabhi k ho jate hain

Par koi humara nhi hota.

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Kabhi kisi baat ko dil se na lgana,

agar koi gam ho to hme jroor btana.

Tumare liye hamare pas waqt hi waqt hai

jab dil bhar aye to chale aana.

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''CELLO''

The pen of India



''LUX''

The soap of India



''AMUL''

The taste of India



''YOU''

The lovely person of India .
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Khubsurat ta koi nahi hunda,

khubsurat ta sirf khayal hunda.

Shakal surat di ta koi gal nahi hundi,

bas dil mileya da sawal hunda.

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Do ruhan di ajab kahani,

Dil vich peer te naini paani.

Muk gayian aasan muk gayian sadhran,

Nahi mukdi par jind marjani,

Badalea mausam,

badalian ruttan,

Na badali par yaad purani.

Kinj kattange eh umara da Birha,

Je na millea ruhh da haani.

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Dil vich teri yaad sajjna

Akhan vich tere khwaab sajjna.

Tenu yaad kare bina need v ni aaundi,

sadi akh tere khwaaba di mohtaz sajjna.

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Milan nu jindgi ch lok hajar milde ne,

kujh dushman te kujh yaar milde ne.

Kade nafrat te kade pyar milde ne,

par kismat valeyan nu hi saache yaar milde ne.
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1) Chand batno mein jo ulajh jaye,woh pyar nahin hai, Kewal pata kar jism jo chahe, woh aitbar nahin hai, Hatheli per shabnam ko rakh ker, ishaque ijhar jo
kare,Mohabbat ka masiha woh, usase behater koi yar nahin hai


2) "Marne mitne ka koi gam nahi, jo gam hai woh bhi kam nahi, bhul jaaye jo apne jan se payare yaar ko, un logo mein aate hum nahi".


3) Jeevan me 'SAFAL'
hone ke liye
3 factory
jarur lagao..

1st. ?
Brain me
ice
factory..

2nd.?
Jubaan me
sugar factory.

3rd.?
Heart me
Love factory.





4) Mere hotho pe mahakte hue nagmo pe na ja, Is sene mein kai gam bhi palte hai. Chehre pe dikhawe ka tabasum hai magar,Is dil mein dard ke diye bhi jalte hai.




5) Aaj bujh gaye hai ghar ghar mein diye sanskar ke,
Maa baap bhi kimat mangte hai bachon ko sambhal ke,
Sirf matlab se banti hai rishte bhi yahan pyar ke,
Kaisi duniya hai jahan jiya bhi jata hai dusron ko mar ke...





6) Milegi PARINDO ko manzil ek din, ye faile huey unkey par bolte hai. wo log rahtey hai KHAMOSH aksar, zamne me zinke huner bolte hai.






7) Dil mera mujhsehi bewafai kar gaya,Dekhte hi dekhte kisi aur ka ho gaya, Samhala tha bahut najo se ise, Kambakht apne aap se hi Daga kar gay






Mere Wajod Mein Kash Tu utar Jaye,
Main Dekhoon Aayina Aur Tu Nazar Aaye,
Tu Ho Samne Aur Waqt Thehar Jaye,
Ye Zindagi Tujhe Yuhin Dekhte Huye Guzar Jaye.






9) Kadam-kadam preet ki bahar mile'. Sari umar zindagi ka pyar mile, Khilti Rahe Tamannae Phuloo Ki Tarah, Khuda Kare Har Khushi aapko Baar-Baar mile'.







10) Agr Mere pyar pe use bharosa hota,to aaj dil ke Is kadar tukde na hote,Samjha hota agr usne mere pyar ko to aaj hum is kadar bikhre na hote.
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