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Why do men like smart women? Rare things are always sought after!!

A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl can makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!

Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Life Paradox what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage) , what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend ), what is permanent is boring (wife)

Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them!!

U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my day, I love U NESCAFE!
Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!

Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE

What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!


A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"


There r many things in ur life which will catch ur eye but only few will catch ur heart pursue those
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Supne de vich Sajan milea,

Gal vich Paayian Baahan.

Darr de maare akh na Kholan,

Kite fir na Vichhad jaavan.

Pyar keeta Main Dilon Ohnu,

Ehi Sab nu Samjhaavan.

Rabba rakhin Neend ch Mainu,

Chahe Sutta Main Mar jaavan

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Dil de zakhm koi dhon wala labde haan,

pyar vich sada koi hon wala labde haan.

Hasange saare hi sadi mout te,

asin apni mout te koi ron wala labde haa.

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Dukh ta bthere par dasne ni yar nu,

aape yad aa ju kade sohni sarkar nu.

j us kol sama haini meere kol behan da,

menu v ni shonk dukh pathra nu kehan da.

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Mere geet sune duniya ne,

mera dard koi na jan sakeya,

ik tera hi sahara v dil nu,

per yaar tu vi na mainu pehchan sakeya.

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Sanu tere pyar di gehrai daaj pta lga,

tere dil vch vsde sade intjar da Aj pta lga.

Tere vrga yar milda hai kismt wale nu,

sadi kismat sade nal hai sanu aj pta lga.

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Dosti wich hoi bewfai ta dekhi jaugi,

je tu preet na nibhayi ta dekhi jaugi.

main rab de kehen te v Teri dosti ni chadni,

je tu apni kasam payi ta dekhi jaugi.

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Vakhare subha de saade SAJJAN pyare,

Kade gussa jeha aunda kade laggan pyare.

Gal gusse wali karde gusse hon v ni dinde,

Pehla dil tod dende fir ron v na dinde.

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Tainu gal laun da chah hi reha,

Tere shehar aaun da chah hi reha.

Lara laa k rakhea kagaz kalam nu,

Khat tere naam paun da chah hi reha.

Ik vaari meri haan ch haan milai nhi,

Tainu apni zindagi banaun da chah hi reha.

Roz peenda reha ja ja k maikhane cho,

Tere naina vichon peen da chah hi reha.
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Har baat samjhane k liye nahi hoti,

Zindagi hamesha paane ke liye nhi hoti.

Yaad to aksar aati hai hume aapki,

Par har yaad jatane ke liye nhi hoti.

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Dhundo tum jitna,par hum jaisa paoge nahin.

Bichadne k baad bhi bhula paoge nahi.

Maana ki hum mein kuch kami sahi,

par KHUDA ne hum jaisa kisiko banaya bhi nhi.

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Sapna kabi sakar nahi hota

mohabat ka koi aakar nahi hota,

sab kuch ho jata hai,

magar Zindagi me dobara

kisi se sacha pyar nahi hota.

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Wo mera nhi ye batana ajib lagta hai,

Ab us se ankhe milana ajib lagta hai.

Chahte the jiska hath thamna,

Ab unko humse hath milana bhi ajib lgta hai.

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MUNNA BHAI-E circut bapu bole to gandhi ji

kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the?

CIRCUT- bhai bole to bapu bhi

us time ke salman khan the!!

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Chain tumse hai,

karaar tumse hai,

jindgi ki har Bahaar tumse hai.

Milte hai yu to laakho haseen,

kya kare dil ka khumaar tumse hai.

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Aap se khafa hokar hum jayenge kahan,

Aap sa sathi hum payenge kahan.

Dil ko to kaise bhi samjha lenge hum,

Lekin ANKHON KE AANSU chupayege kahan.

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Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,

milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.

Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,

wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.

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Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,

is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.

Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,

SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.

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Hamari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,

Love emotion sadness sab kuch MIX hai,

Hum to apko na bhulenge kabhi,

Aap bhul n jaye bus thoda RISsK hai.

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Being ur frend is my basic necessity.

Missin U is my habit.

Fightin wit U is my timepass.

Bt Forgettin U is like

Taking My Life Out Of Me.

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Hum pe bhi wo waqt aya tha,

Kisi ko aankhon me basaya tha.

Usi ne lut liya mera jahaan,

Jise is dil ki dhadkan banaya tha.

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Law of contract kissing-

any kiss dat has been kissed

can be rekissed

if d kisser n d kissee

agree dat d kiss

which was kissed

was a damn Gud kiss!

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Neither 4 d days nor 4 d nights,

Remember me 4 d "Moments"

tht I spent thinking bout u.

Neither 4 d winter nor 4 summer,

Remember me 4 d "Rain"

tht came 4m my eyes when I missed u.

Neither 4 d words nor 4 my messages,

Remember me 4 d "feelings"

tht I have for u.

Neither 4m d mind nor 4m d heart,

Remember me 4m d "Soul"

tht will b there 4 ever.
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1) The person who loves U more, will Trouble U more,bt when U drop a
tear they wil fight the world 2 Stop YOUR tears.So love THEM who love
U.....





2) School Life
Vs
College Life

School:
1 color dress
for
100 days
College:
100 color dress
for
1 day
School :
2 books
for
1 subject
College:
1 book
for
all subjects
School:
a white pipe
(chalk) in
teacher's hand
College:
a white pipe
(cigarate) in
student's hand
School:
Most
frequent letter -
Leave letter
College:
Most
frequent letter -
Love letter
School:
if
we go
its boring
College:
if
we dont go
its boring..





3)
L =======
O =======
V =======
E =======
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
so don't LOVE.
just live my style....






4) The road to success is not straight... There is a curve called
failure... A loop called confusion... Speed bumps called bad friends.. Red
lights called
enemies... Caution lights called family... You will have flats called
jobs. But, if you have a spare wheel called determination... An engine
called
perseverance... Insurance called faith... A driver called GOD... You
will make it to a place called SUCCESS!





5) A friend is a sweet gift, an emotional lift,a heart healer,a mood
chiller,a gem so rare,an answered prayer,a happy mate,a lucky fate just
like U..





6) Wht is d true meaning of friendship?. Where there r no COMPROMISES
in telling d SECRET,n when there is no SECRET 4 which u need 2
COMPROMISE.





7) The true measure of a man is not how he behaves in moments of
comfort and convenience but how he stands at times of controversy and
challenges.





Wen u like someone, u tend to b close, possessiveness grooms. Time
flys. U smile wen they r happy n cry wen they r sad. Being with them is
wat v yearn for.
One day, wen v find they were nevr meant for us, v r left with tear
filled eyes n broken heart. Cherish it, cos love isnt wen u r happy, its
when u accept
grief. Its a pleasure in pain !!!





9) "The difference b/w love & frndship:
'Without u i can't live-This is love'
'U must live, I m with u"'-This is frndship.,"





10)
"F,l"o,w"e,r"f,u"l Morning "c,o"l,o"u,r"f,u"l" Noon "J,o"y,f"u,l"
Evning "P,e"a,c"e,f"u,l" Night B happy, its a "F,a"n,t"a,s"t,i,c" day 4u
Good Evening...
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