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1) A beggar came 2 me: Allah k naam pe dede baba. I replied: mere pas
paise nahi hai, yeh msg padnewale ko leja. Beggar: maine bheek mangi
BHIKARI NAhi..





2) Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakda Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive
Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain...Try It..!





3) I want to say a word to u!!




that's STARTS with u.......







& ENDS With u....







and That defines U.....








"ULLU''





4) kahi andhera to kahi shaam hogi meri har khushi tere naam hogi
kuch mang ke to dekh humse ae dost bijli pani ka bill or karz me dubi
proprty tere naam hogi,





5) Im very sorry yaar, I was ignoring u from last few days but now it
wont happen in future, now I have understood that SAATH REHNE SE AIDS
nahi failta......
happy AIDS DAY.





6) You are ABCDEFGHIJKL!


A-Adorable


B-Brilliant


C-Cute


D-Dashing


E-Exciting


F-Fantastic


G-Great


H-Humorous


I- Intelligent

JKL-Joke Kaisa Laga!





7) We spend a lot in buying more and more clothes, Forgetting that most
blissfull blessed moments are enjoyed without clothes...!





Someone rightly said..It's difficult to understand GOD. He makes
such beautiful things like WOMEN and then he rudely turns them into
WIFE.!!





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X cuse me Plz....!sorry to disturbe U





10) Chandni raat me sone se pehle
Khawbo ki duniya me khone se pehle
Maine socha tumhe yaad dila du
Maine socha tumhe ehaas dila du



Susu kar k sona.
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1) Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se, Yaadon mein uski Dil Tadapta raha, Maut
bhi meri chahat ko rok na saki, Qabr mein bhi ye Dil usi ke liye
Dhadakta raha...






2) Ho poori dil ki har khawaish aapki, aur mile khushion ka jahan
aapko. Agar aap mange aasman ka ek taara , to khuda de-de saara AAsmaan
aapko....






3) YAADE hai teri
Ya
YAADO me tum ho?

KHWAB hai tere
ya
KHWABO me tum ho?

ye hum nahi jante
hume bas itna bata do

ki
hum JAAN hai teri?
ya JAAN me tum Ho?






4) AGar manzil ko pana hai to HAUSALA sath rkhana; Agar pyar pana hai
to AITBAR sath rakhna; Agar hmesha muskurana hai to HAME yaad
rakhana..






5) Dil to chahta hai tumse mile,
Par faaslon ki majburi hai,
Hum to sada tumhare saath hain,
Sirf nazron ki doori hai.






6) Dilon mein aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge, Aankhon se aansu nikalte
rahenge,Tum shama bankar dil mein roshni to karo, Hum moam bankar yunhi
pighalte rahenge..






7) Hamari Mohabbat ke Saare Ehsaas Le Lo, Dilse Pyaar ke Saare Jazbaat
Le Lo, Nahi Chodenge Tufaano me bhi akela tumhe, Is Dost ki dosti ka
vishwas Le Lo..!






Waqt thoda hai pas mere,
pr bahut kuch abi krna baki hai,
Vo zkhm jo apno ne dya usay abi barna baki hai,
teri dosti ki adat c pad gyi hai muje,
kuch der tere sath chlna mera baki hai,
shamshan chod ke kuch pal ke liye kahi mat jana,
varna rooh kahegi ruk ja abhi tere yaar ka jalna baki hai.






9) Jane kyo log hame bhul jate hai,kuch pal sath rehne ke baad dur
chale jate hai,sach he kehte hai ki sagar milne ke baad log aksar barish
bhul jate hai..





10) SPECIAL->Jb Ek_Ek phool uda le gayi hawa; Us din bahaar ko mere
ghar ka pata chala
Aur utha le chale hame jab 4 log;Us din mere yaar ko mere pyar ka pata
chala.
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ulfat mein aksar aisa hota hai,
ankhein hasti hai aur dil rota hai,
mante hai hum jinhe manzil
apni humsafar unka koi aur hota hai.

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Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaroo
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaroo
Kya huwa jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaroo.....

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Hamne tho umr guzaar-di tanhaai main
seh liye situm teri judaai main
abh-to yeh faryaad hai khudha se
koi aur na tarpe----teri bewafaai main~

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Qadam Qadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Waqt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Qasam Khaii Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya

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Matt puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai?
tu sitam kar le,teri taqkat jaha tak hai,
wafe ki umeed jinhe hogi,unhe hogi,
humein toh dekhna hai,
tu zalim kaha tak hai?

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aaj ki raat mera darde mohabbat sun le,
kap kapaate hue hontho ki shikayat sun le
aaj izhare khayalat ka mouqa de de
ham tere shahar me aaye hai musafir ki tarah

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Jan kar bhi tum mujhe jan na paye,
aaj tak tum mujhe pehchan na paye,
khud hi ki hai bewafai hum ne,
ta ki tujh pe koi iljaam na aaye...

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Jo dil se karib ho use rusva nahi karte,
Yun apni mohabbat ka tamasha nahi karte,
Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhengi,
apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte... .......

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Meri Chahat ne Use Khushi De di,
Badle Me Usne Mujhe Sirf Khamoshi De di.
Khuda Se Dua Mangi Marne Ki,
Lekin Usne Bi Tadapne Ke Liye Zindagi De di .......


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Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,
par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi
rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara
par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi.

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Hum agar aapse mil nahi paatay
Esha nahin kay aap humein yaad nahin aate
Mana ka jahaan kay sab rishtey nibahaye nahin jatey
Par jo bas jatay hai dil mein wo bhulaye nahin jatay

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Har ek muskuruhat muskan Nahi hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasan nahi hoti,
aansu gam ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
inki pehchan aasan nahi hoti...

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Who aate to hain magar tan se nahi,
who bhethe to hain magar man se nahi,
kaun kehta hai ki who pyaar nahi karte,
karte to hain magar humse nahi.

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Jinki raahon mein humne bhichai the sitare;
Unse kehte hai harpal aansuon ke sahare;
Ho gaye hai saare shikwe kitne kinare;
Magar phir bhi kyun woh hua na humare!

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Mayoos mat hona, yeh aik guna hota hai
Milta vahi hai jo kismat main likha hota hai
Har cheez milhe humain, yeh zaroori tou nahi
Kuch cheezon ka zikar doosre jahan mein hota hai

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Samajh aata nahi humein tera, dil lagane ka sabab ...
Muskurane ka sabab, humein rulane ka sabab ...
Mere rahoon mein aksar bichhata raha hai phool ...

Samajh aata nahi kaante phir bichhane ka sabab ...
Marna ka tere gham me irada nahin
Hain ishq magar itna zayada bhi nahin
Ajeeb dastane dastoor hai duniya kai
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Jahan har raaj chupana padta hai
Dil mein hazaro zakm rehne par bhi
Chehre se muskuranna padta hai
Hum agar aapse mil nahi paatay

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Asa nahin kay aap humein yaad nahin aate
Mana ka jahaan kay sab rishtey nibahaye nahin jatey
Par jo bas jatay hai dil mein wo bhulaye nahin jatay
log laut jate hain aansuon ko dekh kar jai lehren
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.





Burraaah......


Sara syllabus padh liya...


Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...





My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".





Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Likna,
lekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna






Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..





To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!





An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.






Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Aakraan ch langde ne oh sade kol di,

kadar na jani ohna sade 1 bol di.

Zindgi sadi nu ohna injh roleya,

jive langh di ae hwa suke patteyan nu roldi.

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Ki puchde ho kaaran akhiyo wagde pani da,

main v haa 1 paatar yaro prem kahani da.

Taahnio tute phul aksar murja hi jande ne,

ghut piti te sajan chete a hi jande ne.

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Hunda pyar te dhadhkan da sabandh koi,

ayven yaar ni dilan vich vass jaande,

khas yaar hi hunde ne roop rubb da ,

sare lok ni dilan nu jacch jaande.

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Na janne ohna de dil wich ki hai,

Jo chup-chaap bhull ke beh gye ne,

Kai var tan rabba injj jappe ki,

Oh saanu galt samjh ke beh gaye ne,

Khud kende si saath nibhavange,

Aap horan de vass pae gaye ne,

Rabba khush rakhi saade SAJJNA nu,

Jo sanu yaad vi karno reh gaye ne.

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Punjabi Gabhru di zindagi:

Computer hai,net nahi

kapde hai, pressed nahi

wallet hai, paise nahi

lecture hai, attendance nahi

mobile hai, balance nahi

bike hai, petrol nahi

friends hai, girlfriend nahi

EXAM HAI, TENSION NAHI

PADHNA HAI, MOOD NAHI.
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