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"FRIEND" means

F-free frm all formalities.

R-right 2 say anything.

I-in anyway.

E-either gud or bad.

N-no sorry no thanx.

D- Diyo jara 500 rupiye.

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Kab Maine Kaha Ki Chandi Aur Sona Chahiye,

Bas Aapke Dil Mein Ek Chota Sa Kona Chahiye.

Keh Sake Jise Hum Dil Se Apna,

Aisa Bhi to koi apna Hona chahiye.

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Roshni kab kam hui ye pata na chala,

kab khushi gum hui ye pata na chala.

Unki yaad mein istarah dobe hum,

ankhen kab nam hui ye pata na chala.

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Aapki har baat suroor kar jati hai,

kuch na kuch dil ko jrur kar jati hai

Ye hame bhi nahi pata kya hota hai,

par yaad karne k liye majbuur kar jati hai.

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We may not b eligible 4 oscars or grammys,

but v r all eligible 4 life's precious moments.

A big hug, a quiet evening walk wid a friend,

studyin late nite, watching the rains,

sipping hot coffee, a good day at college,

parents love, the day u made ur own breakfast,

to c a beautiful girl/hot guy smile at u 4 no reason

n a simple msg fm an adorable friend like me.

Treasure these moments 4 a life time.

You might not get these back.Enjoy life.

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Ek-ek tinka jal gaya aashiyane ka,

kya hoga ab us panchi ke thikane ka.

Fursat mili to hakeekat batayenge tumhe,

ye waqt nhi haal-e-il sunane ka.

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DEATH-where life ends.

HATE-Where love ends.

DIVORSE-where marrige ends.

OCEAN-Where land ends.

FRIENDSHIP -Where I ends

& WE begins.

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Haatho mein hoti hai lakire hazar,

kisi mein gum to kisi mein khushiyo ki bahar.

Na jaane wo kaun si lakir hai,

jisme khuda ne likh diya tere jaise dost ka pyar.

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WHEN A MSG IS SENT FROM DISTANCE,

U CANNOT C THE FACES,

U CANNOT C THE SMILES,

BUT CAN U SENSE THE CARE

THAT TRULY COMES FROM MY HEART?

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What is the relationship

between coffee shops & wine shops?

Most of the love stories

start at coffee shops

and end at wine shops..!!

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No Rythm No reason,

no occasion no season.

Just felt like saying hi,

been missin u my friend,

ever since we said bye.

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Ulfat ka dastur hota hai,

jise chaho jaan se jyada wo hi dur hota hai.

Dil tutkar bikhar jata hai is kadar yaaro,

jaise kaanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.

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Mujhe dhundo



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kya hua thak gaye kya





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rehne do.

jo dil me rehte hai,

wo sms me nahi milte.

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Everythng in life is temporary

coz everythng changes.

Thats y it takes great courage to love,

knowing it might end anytime,

but having the faith it vil last 4ever.

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HAQIQAT samjho ya 'fasaana',

APNA samjho ya 'begaana'.

Suno is dil ka AFSANAA,

Ke

Thand bahut hai,

plz 3 din aur "MAT NAHANA".

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A Friend is never measured

by d number of times he made u laugh.

But by the number of times

he made you smile after you cried.

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Mohbat ka irada badal jana bhi muskil hai,

unhe khona bhi muskil hai unhe pana bhi muskil hai.

Zara si bat par ankhe bhigo kar baith jate hain,

unhe to apne dil ka hal batlana bhi muskil hai.

Udasi unke chehre par gavara bhi nahin lekin,

unke khatir sitare tod kar lana bhi muskil hai.

Yaha logo ne khud par itne parde daal rakhe hain,

kis ke dil mein kya hai nazar aana bhi muskil hai.

Mana ke kwab mein mulaqat hogi unse,

par unke bin nind ana bhi muskil hai.

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Paakar khushi behak jaate hai hum,
Paakar gum bhi muskurate hai hum,
Tanhayi me jab yaad aati hai tumhari,
Zamane ko kya khud ko bhi bhul jaate hai hum.
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Jab hume unse Mohabbat thi,
Tab unhe humari Mohabbat par shaq tha,
Jab unhe ehsaas hua humari Mohabbat ka,
Tab hum par kissi aur ka haq tha.
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Bachpan ki Mohabbat ko,
Dil se juda naa karna,
Jab meri yaad aaye,
To milne ki dua karna.
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Reh-Reh kar aap ki yaad aati hai,
Baat naa hone ki wajah satati hai,
Sochte hai zarur koi gum hai,
Ya phir aap ke Dil me jagah kam hai.
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Door jaa kar bhi hum door jaa naa sake,
Itna roye ke kissi ko bata naa sake,
Gum iss ka nahi ki woh hume mil naa sake,
Gum to yeh hai ke hum unko bhula naa sake.
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Juda hone ka kya hai juda to har koi hota hai,
Koi roo kar juda hota hai koi hass kar juda hota hai,
Juda hone ka gum to tab hota hai,
Jab koi kissi ka hoo kar juda hota hai.
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Jaise chahte hai hum unhe,
Wo bhi hume chahte to kya baat hoti,
Paane ka armaan to tha,
Agar bin maange hi mil jaate to kya baat hoti.
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Teri yaad me bahut paigam likhte hai,
Teri yaad me jo guzri wo shaam likhte hai,
Wo kalam bhi diwani ho jaati hai,
Jiss se tera naam likhte hai.
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Kissi aur ko bahon me lekar,
Wo hum se wafa ka ikraar karte hai,
Ye kaisi chahat hai,
Ye jaan kar bhi hum unhi se Pyaar karte hai.
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Ajeeb Dastoor-e-Daastaan hai duniya ka,
Jahan par har raaz chupana padta hai,
Seene me chupe ho lakhon zakhm,
Yahan phir bhi muskurana padta hai.

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So Hurry..!!

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Hi.

How r u?

R u free tomorrow?

Can u come to Model Town ?

Bcoz 2morow we r opening a new

"MENTAL HOSPITAL"

and

We need a mental patient

to inaugurate it.

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Kadar karna to dikhava hai,

izzat to insan ke dil mein hoti hai.

Ache waqt mein to har insan dost ban jate,

sache dost ki pehchan to mushkil mein hoti hai.

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Golden rules to be happy:-

1. Never see any dreams.

2. Just live in 2day.

3. Dont love anybdy too much

that it is painful to leave.

4. Always believe that

GOD sees everythng

bt waits to show mercy.

5. Forgive everybody 4

what he has done wrong 2 u.

6. Never tell ur pains to anybody.

Not even urself.

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Marked words of d year:-

Ek sachha dost agar 100 bar bhi ruth jaye

to har bar use manaa lo.

Bcoz keemti motiyon ki mala jitni baar tute

use pirona hi padta hai.

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Dil se mehsoos karo mere pyar ko,

bata do jara kya khata huyi.

Berukhi bhi sahi hamne soch kar,

shayad ho teri yeh ada koi.

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Opinions r like wrist watches.

Everyone's watch shows

different time from others.

But, everyone believes

that their time is correct.

Believe in urself.

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Subah uthakar Close-Up karo,

Phir Nahake Nashta,

phir mandir jake RAB se kaho,

TUJE BHUL JANA JANA

MUMKIN NAHI.

TU YAD NA AAYE

AISA K0I DIN NAHI.

Gud Mrng

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Every king was once

a helpless baby

and Every great building

was once a blueprint.

Its not where you are today

but where u'll reach counts.

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"The ones who Love u most,

HURT U most.

But then again

They are the only ones,

Who feel ur PAIN".

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Finally HUM uth gye hain.

To jis jis ne gudmrng krni hai,

line me aao,

Token mil rahe hain.

Kripya ek dusre ko

dhakka mat maarein.

1 baje tak khule darshan honge.

Good morning !

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Agar main PM ban gayi

to petrol ki 50% problem

solve kar dungi.

Ab aap puchoge wo kaise??

Very Simple

Main dhalaan wali sadkein banwa daungi,

aapkii bike car etc. apne aap hi chalti rahengi.

Ab aap puchoge k wapas kaise aayenge??

Very

Smart

Maine to 50 % ka hi promise kiya tha!!

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Distances Do Not Matter

when the Memories Are Sweet.

Special people Are Not Forgotten

When They Remain In Heart beats.

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Har baat samjhane ke liye nahi hoti,

zindagi hamesha pane ke liye nahi hoti.

Yaad aksar aati hai aapki,

par har yaad jatane ke liye nahi hoti.

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Pyare se dost ho AAP

har pal mere saath ho AAP.

Dosti ki ek aas ho AAP

mann ka ek vishwaas ho AAP.

shayad isiliye KUCH KHAAS HO AAP.

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Yaadon k is bhawar me 1pal mera bhi ho,

foolon k is chaman me 1 gul mera bhi ho.

khuda kare jab aap yaad kare apno ko,

unme 1 naam mera bhi ho.

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Someday,Somehow,

Whatever U Prayed for,

will Come True.

It may not be in d

Exact Package U wanted.

But it wil b

what GOD thinks

is best for u.

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Yaara ve teri jindgi vich v pyar hove,

chan ton v sohna tera yaar hove.

Miln khushiyan jindgi de har mod te tenu,

mehkan bharya tera sansar hove.

Tu langhe jitho v

lokan valo tera sir jhuk ke satkar hove.

Na bhul javi kade apne jigri yaar nu,

yaaran bina na yaara oye jindgi vich bahar hove.

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Boli by modern punjabi girl to boy:

Baari barsi khattan gayi c

khat ke layandi bus.

main kuri sony ericsion wargi

te tu nokia 3310 !!

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Jehla ch band gulam reh jande ne,

kitabaan ch likhe paigam reh jande ne.

Pehli mulakat kise nu yaad rahe na rahe,

Yaad sab nu aakhri salam reh jande ne.

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Kalam farke Ohde layi kuch likhan lagga,

Das Ohda bholapan likha ya Ohdi chaturai likhaan.

Dona rahaan te aake mere hath ruk gaye,

Das OHDA pyar likhaan ya Ohdi judai likhaan.

Hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal pucchdi,

Das Ohdi majburi likhaan ya bewafai likhaa.

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Tere didar di hasrat j puri ho jave,

fir bhave maut majboori ho jave.

Rakh lava tenu dil ch vasa k,

ki pata maut to baad v

tenu yaad karna jaroori ho jave

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MAIN JINDAGI NU KEHA:

Tu sohni tera PYAAR sohna,

par tere naalon sada YAAR sohna.

AGON JINDAGI NE KEHA:

manneya k tera YAAR sohna

te mere naalon ohda PYAR sohna.

Aewein na ishq vich menu rol devi

je main hi na rahi

tan ki karuga tera YAAR SOHNA.

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Friendship is a network tht needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! juz dont switchoff ur Heart.!


Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal


Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!


2 days of powrcut in Delhi had made life miserable worst affected was "Delhi metro statin where families of Banta n Santa were stuck for 48 hrs on.... Escalators


He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!


"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it."



I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but not near girl's college .. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow....
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat?
A: Fast food

hey listen she asked me ur details...so i gave her u r cell number. so she will meet u soon.... her name is smile.... i think she came.

2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose?? YOUR OWN

Heartbeats are countless .... Spirits are ageless .... Dreams are endless..... Memories are timeless.... A friend like you ....... Priceless!!!

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

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