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Humari ankh me Paanee Bahot Hai.
Ke Is Duniya me Beimaani Bahot hai..
Mohabbt humne kee Hai,Humse Poocho...
Mohabbat me Pareshani Bahot Hai....

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Hausle Zindagi Ke Dekhte hai..
Chalo Kuch roz Jee ke Dekhte hai...
Baarishonse to Pyas buzhtee nahin...
Aao Ab Zeher Pee ke Dekhte Hain....

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Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin.
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena

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Koi Nazre Churaye to badi taqleef hoti Hain..
Koi Daaman Chhuddaye To Badi Taqleef Hoti hai..
Kisise Pyar Kar per Zaada bhi mat kar Aye Dost..
Kyoun ke Jab Dil tutt ta Hai to Badi Taqleef hoti hain..
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Zakhm itne gehre hain, izhaar kya karen . . . .
Hum khud nishaana ban gaye,Waar kya karen . .
Mar gaye hum, magar khuli rahi aankhen
Ab isse zyaada unka, intezaar kya karen . . .
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Tamaam Umr Bhatakte Rahe Gulistanon me.,.
Kisee ek bhi Phool me Wafa ki Mehek na milee..
Hanwans ke Naam Pe to Muh khul Gaye Khazanon ke.
Wafa Ke Naam pe Maanga to Bhick Tak Nahin Milee..
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Ye kabhi na socha tha tumse humari judaii hogi
Tumse dil lagane ki saza tum mujhe aise dogi
Hum to aapki wafa pe zinda the
Ye na socha tha kabhi tum sab se badi bewafaa hogi

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Dil ki duniya tootne ke baad sab rote the
Hum the ki pagalon ki tarah hanste the
Yeh hale dil hum kaise sunaye ki
Takleef na ho unko iss liye akele rote the

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Teri wafa ne mujhe khud aur sitam karne na diya
Jo aaye palkon par moti unhe jharne na diya
Maine samhja hai khud ko sada amanat teri,
Isi khayal ne mujhko kabhi marne na diya

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Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain,
Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain.
Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka,
To hanss kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.

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Ye kabhi na socha tha tumse humari judaii hogi
Tumse dil lagane ki saza tum mujhe aise dogi
Hum to aapki wafa pe zinda the
Ye na socha tha kabhi tum sab se badi bewafaa hogi-Hassan

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Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain,
Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain.
Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka,
To hanss kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.-Hassan

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Zaruri to nahi jine ke liye Sahara ho,
Zaruri to nahi hum jinke hai who humara ho,
Kuch kashtiya doob bhi jaya karti hai,
Zaruri to nahi har kashti ka kinara ho..

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Motiyon mein piroyi hui sapno ko tut te dekha
Maut ko bhi maine kaphi nazdeek se dekha
Apne ko aaj maine beganaa hote dekha
Mehboob ko bhi pal mein bewafaa bante dekha-Hassan

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Chaar din ka hasna tha zindagi bhar ka rona jholi paa beithe
hum kahan zaalim duniya ki baaton mein aa beithe
aaj fir tadpe dil uski yaad mein najane kyun
aaj fir uski yaad ke moti palko pe saja beithe-Hassan

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Honto pe tumhare hamara naam tak na aaye
mein milne aau par tu bahar na aaye
anjaan hai hamare pyar se vo ab tak
ya shayad hum jaiso pe unko taras na aaye-Hassan

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Maang lenge tujhe apne khuda se hum
cheen lenge tumhe har kisi se hum
mere siva tum pe haq nahin kisi ka
na karna bewafai mujh se kabhi varna duniya chod denge hum-Hassan
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Nahin sunta koi toote hue dil ki fariyaad
chod gaye aaj vo hi jisse kiya har pal dil se yaad
ae mehboob tehar ja saath, aankho ki barsaat tham jane tak
kya pata fir rahe na rahe hum tere aane tak-Hassan

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Dard jigar mein uttha hai, koi marham lagane vala nahin
aag lagti hai dil mein, koi bujhaane vala nahin
kis se umeed rakhe hum iss bhare jahan mein
har kisi ne rulaaya iss qadar, koi hansaane vala nahin-Hassan

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SAZAA denewale Humse RAZA poochte hai..
Jab Jee Rahe hai to jeene ki wajah Poochte hai..
Dete hai khudi humko ZEHER..
Aur kitna hai Asar ye poochte hai ....

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Kuch hain jo bolkar apni baat samne rekhte hain
Hum hain jo aankhon se izhaar karte hain
Humein adat hai kinare aakar nao doobane ki
Woh hain, ki toofan main bhi samandar paar kiya karte hain-Hassan
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Ik boond sharab mein tumhaari nasha dontha ho,
Isi bahane hum har roz ek mehfil doontha hoon,
Bewaffai ka zakhm to chupalaete hain yaaro,
Par un yaadon keliye ek kafan doontha hoon"
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1) SOMETIMES WE PUT WALLS AROUND OUR HEART, NOT JUST TO B SAFE FROM
GETTING HURT, BUT TO FIND OUT WHO CARES ENOUGH TO BREAK THEM DOWN..!!GN






2) A warm HELLO doesnt come from d lips, it comes from d heart; doesnt
have 2 b told, it has 2 b shown; doesn't have 2 b given, it has 2 b
sent.gd morning.






3) "TRUE FACTS"
@ There is no Volcano in India.
@ No Theatres in Bhutan.
@ No Coconut trees in UP.
@ No Rain at day time in Nepal.
@ No Rivers in Arabia.
@ No Trees in Antartica.
@ No Snakes in Hawai Island.
@ No Mosquitoes in France...
@ No country without friends. Good evening.






3) The eyes say,
i love you dear.
the lips move,
no words appear.
if your love is true,
sincere and real,
what the lips hide,
the eyes reveal.






5) "U learn to like someone when you findout what makes them smile,but
you can never truly love someone until you findout what makes them
Cry"!

"Good night"






6) Dream a dream tonight as u sleep.

Smile a smile tomorrow that u may keep.
May all of ur drms & wishes come true,

bcoz I could not find a better frnd like u.






7) Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you
tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely
goodnight.






When asked "What is Forgiveness?", A little girl gave this lovely
reply:

"Its the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed"






9) Work ur way for a cause and nt 4 applause and live your life to
express and not 2 impress bcoz. . .Life is simply beautiful. . .






10) Dont get fear for facing failure in the first attempt, because
even in maths the numbers starts with "zero" only..!
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1) If a cat crosses u, wen u r going sumwhere it means
?

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tat d cat is also going sumwhere....






2) Some Romantic Chocolates:

KIT KAT - Kiss In Time, Kiss At Touch.

DAIRY MILK - Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediatly for a Long
Kiss.

PERK - Personal Emotional Romantic Kiss.

MUNCH - Most Unforgetbale Naughty Cool Hug.






3) PYAR karoge paresan rahoge,
SHADI karoge shansari banoge.DIVORCE doge devdas banoge,
hamse dosti karoge BIDNASH rahoge...!






4) Om namah SHIVAY!
Om sai RAM!
Wahe GURU!
Jai sri KRISHNA!

Dar mat!
Kisi ko forward nahi karna hai....

Khud hi jap le....

"P A A P I"






5) Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte
hain?Banta:aeroplane jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe
paint kar dete
hain.







6) Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter:But sir,this
is Ration card.Sardar:So what?U hv written there- ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.






7) MASTERJI(Class me)-agar sache dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jai to wo
puri hoti hai. LADKE-rahne do sir,agar aisa hota to aap Jinda na Hote
...........






Kabir ka DOHA..... MISS U MISS U sab kahe, par actualy miss kare na
koi. Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band qu hoe!!!





9) Ek nayi jodi shadi k baad ashirvad lene k liye politician k pas gayi
politician bola;hum ashirvad nahi dete,hum to sirf udghatan karte hain







10) Kish kish ke mehfil mein,kish kish ne,kish kish ko"KISS"kiya.EK wo
tha jo har "KISS"ko miss kiya.EK MEIN THA,jo har "MISS"ko "KISS"kiya.
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1) Kya kahu duniya ne kiya mujhse kaise bair, hukum tha mai jiyu lekin
tere bagair..nadan hai vo kehte hai jo mere liye tum ho gair..


2) Bhulkar to dekho ek baar hamein,zindagi ki har adaa tumse ruth
jayegi,jab sochoge apne bare mein tumhe hamari yaad zaroor ayegi.


3) Betab tamnnao ki kasak rahne do,

Manzil ko pane ki lalak rahne do!

App bhale hi raho door nazro se,

par band ankon me apne jhalak rahne do.



4) Jindagi har pal khas nahi hoti,
phulo ki khusbu hamesha pas nahi hoti.
Milna hamari taqdir me likha tha,
varna itni pyari dosti kabhi itefaq nahi hoti..



5) Palko par dastak hui koi khwab aane wala hai,khabar mili wo khwab
sach hone wala hai,hamne kaha uski palko par ja,jo dost abhi sone wala
hai



6) Teri yari ka sila har haal me denge,khuda bhi mange dil to use bhi
taal denge, agar dil bhi kahe k tu bewafa hai, e_dost is dil ko bhi sine
se nikal denge...



7) Arj hai-
Hzaro jhopdiya jalkar rakh hoti hai
Tb jakar kahi 1 mahal banta hai

Aashiqo k mrne pe kafan b nhi milta or
Hasinao k mrne pe Tajmahal banta hai.



A dost teri dosti pe naaz karte h.Hr waqt milne ki fariyad karte
h.Hame nahi pata,ghar wale batate h,ke hm neend main bhi apko yaad karte
hai.



9) Ek Nai Subah
Ek nai Aasha
Ek nai Ummeed
Ek nai Soch
Ek baar phir Aasmaan Chhune ki Koshish,
Kaamyab hone ki Chahat,Subah ki pehli KIRAN ke Saath. good mrning




10) dosti k is tofe ko kabul kar lijiye,dil k har gum ko dur kar
lijiye,jab hum hain to kya gum hai,dil se muskurane k liye hume yaad kar
lijiye.
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Some sayings of our

indian crickt team

after losing in d world cup:

DRAVID-dnt worry.

Agla wrld cup hm hi jeetege.

SEHWAG-barmuda kafi strong team thi.

I think main form me vapis aa gya hu.

SACHIN-plz mujhe mat nikalo.

mujko coach hi bna do.

GANGULY- maine to pehle hi bola tha.

Sona chandi chwnprash sath le chalo.

DHONI-next wrld cup me

main salman khan hair cut rakhuga.

HARBHJAN-nepal ki team me

apna resume dunga.

GREG CHAPEL-plz understand.

Wolmer ne sucide nai kiya,

uska murder hua hai.

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Thought of the day:

"Win as if you are

in a habit of winning.

Lose as if you

liked it for a change!"

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Karan johar ka kamal to dekho

Kuch Kuch hota hai- Love ur friends

K3G-Love ur parents

Kal ho na ho-Love ur neighbors

Kabhi alvida naa kehna-Love others wife!

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Dil ki aag ko ashko se bujha lenge,

aayegi jo yaad tumhari jaam utha lenge.

Humse behtar koi pyar mile to batana,

tumhari rahon se khud ko hata lenge.

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Dil karta hai zubaan se keh du,

kyun ruk jati hai zubaan labo pe akar.

Koshish to kar hi rahe hain,

samajhte nahi hai woh to kya karu unko batakar.

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If victory is certain

then even a coward can fight.

But the real brave is the one

who still dares to fight

when he knows his defeat is certain.

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Zara si bat der tak rulati rahi,

khushi me bhi aankhe aansu bahati rahi.

Koi mil k kho gaya to koi kho k mil gaya ,

zindagi humko bas aise hi aazmati rahi.

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Vo pyar hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

vo ishq hi kya jisme judai na ho.

Vo shaam hi kya jisme jaam na ho,

vo inbox hi kya jisme hamara naam na ho.

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God hides from us the things

that we r not yet ready to receive.

Dat is why when we try 2 get it ourselves,

we end up either being 2nd best or losing.

Just pray & wait.

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Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao;

Sachin ko PEPSI pilao;

Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao;

Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao;

Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao;

yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao

Lekin in losers ko cricket mat khilwao.
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