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1.Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharva dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete...

2.Tin Toon Tin Toona, Tin tin tim took, amba bamba itto pitto
Shaka baka naku chaku ittam fittam osha..
Mubarakho aap adivasi ban gaya...

3.God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more......this is call as
"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."

4.Kyu hume kisi ki talash hoti hai,
Kyu dil ko kisi ki assh hoti hai,
Chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai,
Jabki chandni ki har raat uski mulakat hoti hai,.....

5.Woh nadiya nahi thi mere aansu the,
Jis per mere dost kashtiya chalate rahe,
Manjil mile unhe ye chahat thi meri,
Isliya hum ansu pe ansu bahate reha...

6.Treat life as sea, youe heart as sea-shore,
And friend as waves.
It never matters how many waves r their,
What matter is which one touches the shore...

7.Kuch rishtey anjane mein hi ho jate hai,
Pehle dil fir zindagi se jud jate hai,
Kehte hau us daur ko pyar,
Jisme log zindagi se bhi pyare ho jate hai...

And the bestest one which i liked the most..........

8.Winning horse doesnt knows why it runs in the race,
It runs bcoz of the beat and pains...
Life is a race,god is your rider,
So if u r in pain then think,Gods want you to win...
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Ishq tanhayi hai mehfil nahi,
Pyaar ruswaii hai saahil nahi,
Jo samajhte hai ishq ko mehfil,
Wo ishq ke qabil nahi.
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Wo nafrat bhi karte hai pyaar ke liye,
Wo inkaar bhi karte hai ikraar ke liye,
Ajeeb hote hai ye ishq karne waale,
Aankhe bhi band karte hai to sirf deedaar ke liye.
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Nighahe mila kar kiya dil ko zakhmi,
Adaaye dikha kar sitam dhaa rahe ho,
Wafaaon ka khoob sila diya,
Ab tadapta hua chodd kar jaa rahe ho.
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Aaj hum kal humari baate houngi,
Jab hum naa houge tab humari baate houngi,
Jab kabhi paltoge zindagi ke panno ko,
To aap ki in aankho me barsaate houngi.
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Ulfat me khaaye zakhm jab se,
Chaine se nahi reh paate hoon me,
Aaj bhi apne me bahut,
Teri kami paata hoon me.
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Yaad karne ki aadat nahi hai,
Hume bhulaane ki izazat nahi hai,
Mubarak ho tum ko ye aadat tumhari,
Hume tum se koi shiqayat nahi hai.
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Ek diya bhi jale door ki baat hai,
Ho kahi bhi noor namumkin si baat hai,
Khud se milne par bhi hai humare paabandiya,
Tujh se milna to door ki baat hai.
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Apne dil ka dard bataye kiss ko,
Kaun kya bhool gaya hai yaad dilaaye kiss ko,
Ruth jaate to manana dushwaar naa tha,
Jab wo tallukh hi naa rakhe to manaye kiss ko.
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Chiraago ko aur teez kar lo,
Kyun ki roshini kam hai,
Tamaam umar kar lenge intzaar tera,
Fir bhi gum rahega ke zindagi kam hai.
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Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha.....



FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath
wish kiya,'U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL &
colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!




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Nahi samajh aya?

Jara ulta kar k dekho

jo sidha samajh me nahin aaya ulta kya khak samjh
ayega.


April fööl






I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai
bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se
nahi failta





U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS
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1) Kashis dil ko dhadkane ke lie kafi hai uski yaad hi mujhe rulane k
lie kafi hai usko nid shayad hi aati hogi par uske sang bite pal mujhe
sulane k lie kafi
hai






2) Sharabi ilzam sharab ko deta hai,aashiq ilzam shabab ko deta hai.Koi
nhi karta qabul apni bhul,kanta bhi ilzam gulab ko deta hai






3) Khuda ne dost ko dost se milaya. Doston ke liye dosti ka rishta
bnaya. Par khuda ne farmaya, dosti rahegi uski kayam jisne dosti ko dil se
nibhaya.






4) THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR tak ane wali "NINDIYA" xpress Prabhat Nagar
pahuch chuki hai, Yatriyo se anurodh hai K wo apne Hasin Sapno se Jaag
jae. Good Morning






5) Agr khush hai wo dekh k ansu meri ankho me,to ksam se hm muskurana
chod denge,tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko mgr uski taraf palke uthana
chhod denge.






6) Ja sms ja,

mere sweet dost ke pass ja,



dhire se jana shor na machana,




soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna,

free hoge to miss U kehna..!






7) Log apne bhi hote hai praye bhi.dilon mein hoti hai sagar jaisi
gehrai bhi,is umeed se karte hai sms unhein,ki wo padhein aur hamein yaad
karke muskrayein
bhi..






Har waqt jiska khayal rehta hai,wo to mere dil ke pass rehta hai,mil
jata hai sakoon jiski ek jhalak se uska haqeqat me hi nahi sapno me bhi
intejaar rehta
hai.






9) Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti, Kabhi Gam ki dawa hai Dosti,
Kami hai Pujne walon ki, Varna zameen par khuda hai DOSTI.
Be Friends Forever!






10) 2007 last me 7 bole to 7me rahna, 7me jeena, 7me marna, 7me khana,
7me pina, 7me rona, 7me hasna, 7me milakar chalna yahi hamara 2007 ka
7(sath)hai.
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Phoolon mein usakee mehak na ho to baag nahi hoti
Thandak se agar woh bujh jaaye to aag nahi hoti
Paani se agar woh mit jaaye to pyaas nahi hoti
Saanson mein uski khushbu na ho to saans nahi hoti


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DARD ME KOI MAUSAM PYARA NAHIN HOTA,

DIL HO PYASA TO PANI SE GUJARA NAHIN HOTA,

DEKHE ZARA KOI BEBSI HAMARI,

HUM UNKE HO GAYE JO HAMARA NAHIN HOTA.......


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Nazar, nazar se milane me dar lagta hai,
Mere Mehboob ke inkaar se dar lagta hai,
wo khele mere dil se kuch is tarah,
ki ab to husan -e -aaftaab se bhi dar lagta hia..


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Sawaal paani ka nahi, Pyaas ka hai,
Sawaal maut ka nahi, Saans ka hai,
Dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahi Vishwas ka hai


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kyun rakhu main ab apni kalam mein syahi,

jab koi armaan dil mein machalta hi nahi,

na jane kyun sabhi shak karte hain mujh par,
jab koi sukha phool meri kitab main milta hi nahi,


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Hathon se gir gayi hai lakir kahi,
Bhool aaye hum apni taqdeer kahi,
agar aapko kahi mil jae to utha lena....
Mere hisse ki har khushi ko hathon mein saja lenaa


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Umar ki raah me raaste badal jate hai,
Waqt ki andhi me insan badal jate hai,
Sochte hai tumhe itna yaad na kare lekin
ankh band karte hi irade badal jate hai.....

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Aansuo mein raat bhar rona pada ,
Tere milan se to haath dhona pada ,
Tera milna tha khwaab mera ;
Khwaab laane ke liye sona pada


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Woh Nazar kahan se laun jo tumhe bhulade,
Woh dawa kahan se laun jo is Dard ko mitade,
Milna to likha hota hai Taqdiron me Par,
Woh Taqdir hi kahan se laun joh Hum Dono ko milade…



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Manzil Bhi Kho Chuke Humsafar Bhi Nahin Raha
Meri Kisi Bhi Duaa Main Sayad Asaar Hi Nahin Raha
Jab Se Huyee Hai Dil Ko Khabar wo bichaddh raha hai mujhse
Lafzoon Ko Jodnay Ka Tabse Hunaar Bhi Nahi Raha...



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Paane se khone ka maza aur hai…
Bandh aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai…
Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz bane shayari…
aur uss shayari main tere hone ka maza aur hai…



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Duniya mein kisi se kabhi pyar mat karna,
Apne anmol aansoo iss tarah bekar mat karna,
Kaante to phir bhi daman tham lete hain ,
Phulon pe iss tarah kabhi aitebar mat karna..



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Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
Bhari Barsaat mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
Dukh yeh nahi ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh to yeh hain ki uske baad woh khud ro pade


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Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad
sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega vaqt aane ke baad
kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai
nazar aajayega mar jaane ke baad



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Har kadam pe dhoke milte rahege
par fiza me phool phir bhi khilte rahege
yeh haqeeqat hai lowg aksar badal jate hai
par phir bhi anjaano se dil milte rehte hai..!!



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yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge
khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge
maana hasna hai aadat gum chupaane ki
par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye hoge



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labo pe geat to aankho mei khwab rakhte the..
kabhi kitabo mei hum bhi gulaab rakhte the ..
kabhi kisi ka jo hota tha intezar humei..
bada hi sham o sehar ka hisaab rakhte the...



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Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!



Youn Tou Koi Bhi Tanha Nahi Hota,
Chah Ker Kisi Se Juda Nahi Hota,
Mohabbat Ko Majborian Hei Le Dobtein Hein,
Warna Koi Khushi Se Bewafa Nahi Hota



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Jab laGe zakhm to Qaatil ko dua di JaYe...
Hai Yehi rasm to Yeh rasm uthaa di JaYe...
Hum se Poocho shayari kya hai, Shayari ka fun kya hai...
Chaar lafzon men koi aah chuPa di JaYe...



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Hum gilla nahin karte....
jo na ho kismat mein vo mila nahin karte
zakhm kuch iss tarah khaaye hai dil pe humne
yeh itne gehre hai ke kabhi silla nahin karte



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Dil tootega toh fariyaad karoge tum bhi
hum na rahe toh hamein yaad karoge tum bhi
aaj kehte ho hamare paas vaqt nahin
par ek din mere liye vaqt barbaad karoge tum bhi



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Wafa karo itni ke bewafaai na rahe
kisi ko chaaho itna ke koi hadd na rahe
honto pe apne banaaye rakho muskaan
ke dukh ka koi nishaan na rahe





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Meri deewangi ko dekh ke muskuraate hai kyu
mein jitna paas jau utna door jate hai kyu
kuch toh vajah zaroor hogi unki berukhi ki
mujhe aise har pal sataate hai kyu



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Duao ki bheed mein ek dua hamari
jis mein maangi hai humne har khushi tumhari
jab bhi aap muskuraaye dil se
samjho dua kabool hui hamari



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Jee lete hain Koi humein agar kahe bura,
dua dekar usse honton ko hum see lete hain
Dard ho chahe kaisa,
zehar yeh chupke se hum pee lete hain



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Wo lamhe humein yaad na rahe toh kya hoga
tere siva kuch bhi aabaad na rahe toh kya hoga
aisi hai yeh dil ki majbooriyaan kaise batau
inn saanson mein ab tera naam na rahe toh kya

hoga



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Apko bhul jaye wo nazar kaha se laye....
Kisi aur ko chah le woh jigar kaha se laye....
Nahi reh sakte app ke bina....
Uff bhi na nikle wo Zeher kaha se laye.........



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chodh diya akele humme
kisi aur ke baahon mai simatne ke liye
phir bhi pyaas agar bhoojti nahi
mere aansoon ke tailab mai zara doob ke dekhiye



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tarapthe woh hain jinn ko koi ehsaas ho,
door kar ke dua karthe hain, kaash woh mere paas ho,
yeh judaai ke pal khud rothe hai tumari yaad main...
faryaad karthe hain...dard ka bi koi insaaf ho



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Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti phoolon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.



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Yeh shaam itnee tanha kyon hoti hai.....
Aur kismat se apnee sabko shikayat kyon hoti hai...
Ajeeb khel khelti hai ye kismat bhi....
Jinhe hum paa nahin sakte...
Usseise mohabbat kyon hoti hai....



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Wo muzh se pooch raha tha batao kaisa laga,
Tum peechle zakhm ko chodo,Yeh ghao kaisa laga...
Ajab sawal kyia andhiyon ne patton se,
Shajar se toot ke Girna batao kaisa Laga?????



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Mili Thodi Si Khushi To Mila Ke Pee Gaye,
Nahi Thay Hum Bhi Kal Tak Peene Ke Aadi,
Sharaab Ko Tanha Dekha To usper Taras Khaa Ke Pee Gaye.

Gham Mila To Ghabraa Ke Pee Gaye,



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Mar jaoon main agar, to aansu mat bahana,
bas kafan ki jagah apna dupatta chada jana,
koi pooche ki rog kya tha,
to sir jhuka ke mohabbat bata jana.



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Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata
Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye....



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Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha,
Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha,
Na jane kya baat thi unme,
Sari mehfil bhul gaye bus wo hi ek chahra yaad raha...



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Ban ke ehsaas meri dhadkan k paas rehte ho,
Tasveer ban ke meri ankhon k paas rehte ho,
Aaj puchte hai ek sawal tumse,
Kya door reh kar tum bhi udaas rehte ho???



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Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai.......
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