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Why People get Jealous with U?
U r Intelligent, O no
U r Beautiful, Na Na
Ur Eyes r Beautiful, O nai Oye
Ok
Mai bataon kyun?
Bcoz..
I'm Ur FRIEND...



"MAAFi NAMA"

Agar
Mere
Sms
Se
Aap
Pareshan
Ya
Ghussa
Ho
To
Bila
Jhijak
Apne
Mobile
Ko
Kachre
K
Dabbe
Me
Phaink
Do!
Na
Rahega
Phone?
Na
Bajegi
MSG TONE





Ek Silaah
(Take care)

Ek Request
(Bhool nhi jana)

Ek Tamanna
(Hamesha Khush raho

Ek Jhoot
(I Hate U)

Ek Such
(I Miss U)

Ek DUA
(GOD BLESS U)





Mohabat Karo Ibadat k sath
Pyar karo Sachai k sath
Dosti karo Dianat k sath
Sms parh lia!!
Chalo Ab Reply karo Sharafat k sath...!!!





Today I was cooking chicken When i Cut Hara Dhania Guess wat happened?
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Chicken start Dancing & Singing "Hum pe ye kisne Hara Rang dala Mar dala ALLAH Mar dala" :P






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Any Guessess
what it is???
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No??
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These r the Screws which have Fallen from ur brain....
Kindly fix them.






In the Night Stand Near the Window,
Look at the Sky there wil b Two Stars Twinkling Brightly,
U know what they are?
They are my hands praying 4 u.
GOD BLESS U.






If U have a Talent, And U have the Skill,
And U want to do, Something for Others

Then don't Waste ur Time, & Join
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS" as a Joker





What is Common Between a MAULVI & A MURGHA?
1. Both start with M
2. Both hav covered heads
3. Both give AAZAN
4. Both go CRAZY when they see a Murghi!





A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.







Easiet way to die
1. Have sigrate daily u'll die 10 yrs early.
2. Have a Drink daily u'll die 30 yrs early
3. But Love some 1 Truely u'll Die daily
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Dìl kè koñè $è èk Awäz äti häì
Hämèìñ her päl ùñkì Yääd äti häì
Dìl pùchtä häì bär-bär Hüm $è
Jìñhèìñ Hùm yääd kärtè häìñ,
Kìä uñhèìñ ß Hämäri Yääd äti häì




Beautiful Pictures r Devolped from Negatives in a Dark Room.
So, if U see Darkness in ur Life b sure that God is making a Beautiful Picture 4 U!




"FEELiNG"is a painting never spoil it
"FACE"is a book try to read it
"LOVE" is precious be ready to sacrifice for it
"FRiENDSHiP"is a mirror never"break"it.







Chinto aur Banto Zidd kar rahe the k Mokeyi dekhna hai,
Mai ne Tumhare Ghar ka address bata dia hai
Wo agar aayein to 2,3 JUMP maar dena
Bache hain Khush ho jainge. :P





Kya kya Tere Naam likhon. . .?
"DIL" likhoon k "JAAN" likhoon?
Aansu chura k Teri Pyari Aankhon se. . . !
Apni har Khushi Tere Naam Likhoon





What do u think Y I SMS u?
Is it bcuz I Care 4 u?
Or
I Miss u?
Or
I Like u?
Or
I Need u?

Nah Nah...
Tang karne k liye koi to apna chahiyE na...,






You R So


S
art
m

m
S art


s art
m


s artm!


Samrt

mSArt
tarms
Bus.! Rehne do
Tum per fit hi nai ho rah..
But it fit on me
coz
I m Smart






Do u know World's most beautiful sentence?
That is,

=>...BUT, I LV U.
and..
World's most selfish/ painful sentence

=> I LOV U, BUT.........






Na Pooch Teri Judai k Lamhey Hum ne kese bitae



Paani mai SURF EXCEL mila k Straw se Bulbule banae

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Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.


Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu
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1) Nikki nikki gall ton-main kadi roya ni.. kise di yaad ch-dil kadi
khoya ni..pta ni loki payar kehnu khnde ne..sanu ta eh sala kdi hoya
ni...






2) Yara teri yari ute sanu maan hai.
Teri yari naal sadi dunia te shaan hai.
"DOSTI da boota kite vadd na devi"
"Lokan pichhe lag sanu chhad na devi"






3) Asin pal do pal de musafr jinha pani vang hai vag jana Asi vang
phulan ptjhad vich jhad jana,Asin aj TANG krde tainu ki hoya,Ek din tenu
dase bina he TUR
jana.






4) Mera yaar mile mainu uss vele... Jadd na din hove na raat hove,
Udon madham jehi barsaat hove... Ek oh hove ek mein hovan te kade na
mukkan wali baat hove.!!






5) Dukh ma sukh no ahshas kari joje. Phulo ni jem mastak nichu kari
joje, mati jase prem tarafi badhi fariyado, bas ek var koine sacho PREM
kari joje.
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1) Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,to har exam ke pahle
premium bharwa deta.Pass hota to thik,wrna ins. claim karwa leta.





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2) Sharabi ne Doc se pucha-Ap meri sharab chudva sakte ho? Doc-Ha kyu
nahi. Sharabi-Toh mum Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pl chudva
do.





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3) Sardar went to a restaurant have d food, and cms bck,





no joke today , give them respect atleast on saturday





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4) 3 sardars were caught 4 raping a girl.They were called 4
identification parade.When d girl arrives,all SARDARS shout together "YEHI THI
WOH"





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5) Sardar was writing the passive voice of 'I MADE A MISTAKE' Guess
what did he write?? . ' I WAS MADE BY A MISTAKE ! '





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6) Na Msg Na Phone, Na Picture Na Tone,Jab Number Diya Tha To Kehte The
Roz Karenge PHONE, Ab Kehte Ho-HUM AAPKE HAI KAUN-?




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7) Baith kar unki julfon k saye me,swarg jaisa aagosh aaya.














Kambakhat uske bhaai ne dekh liya, shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya.
Wah wah...





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Frndship is a 'GIVE' & 'TAKE' relationship... I hope u agree with
this saying. So.................. 'GIVE' me a treat & 'TAKE' me 2 a
movie.





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9) Ishq mein yeh anjam paya hai, hath pair tute, muh se khoon aya hai.
Aspatal pahunche to nurso ne yeh farmaya hai "Bahaaro phool barsao mera
mehboob aya
hai....





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10) SITA k vanvas jaane me bahut badi seekh hai,
SITA k vanvas jaane me bahut badi seekh hai.
Ghar me agar 3-3 saas ho to JUNGLE hi theek hai.
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1) Jabse tumhe jana hai,
jabse tumhe paya hai,
hr dua me bas tumhara nam smaya hai,
taki puch saku khuda se,
e khuda....Ye kaun sa

CARTOON

banaya hai.





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2) jis TRAIN me
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LADKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?


socho




its simple yaar.




"MAAL GADI".





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3) 2 SARDAR bank lootne gaye par gun bhool gaye, phir bhi bank loot
liya.. Kaise?






kyu ki manager bhi SARDAR tha. bola gun kal dikha jana..





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4) BEWARE OF MARRIAGE
Life b4 marriage is AIRTEL-u can 'Express Urself'. After marrige is
RELIANCE-'Always Get In Touch'. After honeymoon is HUTCH- Wherever u go
ur partner
Follows U. But after 10 yrs. life is BSNL-'Subscriber Is Not
Reachable.....





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5) E dost tu jitni achi nibhata hai yaari, uski mujhe puri hai
jaankari. To phir dikha apni dildari aur bhej itne msg ki aane na paye meri
bari..





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6) Ques : Bharat ka sabse bada pralaY ka din kaun sa hoga? Ans : Jis
din rakhi ----*---- Aur frndship daY ----!!---- ek saath padega.






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7) Pls send me one good night. Really I cant sleep without ur good
night. I dont know how this happened to me.If u dont have good night
atleast mortein or all
out.. Gud Nite!





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This is a Warning to all those people who don't smoke or drink!..
One day, U will lose all your friends; They will all die and you'll b
left alone!





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9) STUDENTS ANTHEM-hum honge pass pass, hum honge pass pass,honge pass
pass 1 din,OHHO,likhte hain bakwaas,lekin univrsity pe hai vishwas,hum
honge pass pass
aman





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10) Chubby cheeks, dimple chin, blacky lips,rosy tongue.......Actually
iam pointing out the similarities b/n u and hutch dog.every thing is
matching. R u
twins???
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