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1) Wat words starts with'S' n ends with'X'. It has a lot of ups n down
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I know wat u r thinking perfect.

it's SENSEX.





2) SITUATIONAL MSG -
''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die..."
















boley to....
sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta"





3) U r sweet as
chocolat,mitha
as gulabjamun, rasila as rasgula,cool as ice cream. Bhagwan har buri
nazar se bachay,kahi mere chipchipe Dost ko chiti na kha jaye..





4) Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs
Sachin asks him"It's not a 50 or 100".

Srdr says"ONLY a graduate can understand the importance of scoring 35.





5) If a scientist makes a mistake it is a new invention,tailor makes a
mistake it's a new fashion,but if a couple makes a mistake,it's a new
generation.




6) When i was young i used 2 pray 4 a bike, then i realised that god
doesn't work that way, so i stole a bike & prayed 4 forgiveness.






7) Taxi driver to a Marwadi
passenger : "Sir gadi ke brake fail ho gaye hai ab kya karu.?"
Marwadi : "Haraamkhor, pehle meter band kar..




Ek greeb ladke ki shaadi ho rahi thi.
Pandit: Kaho,"Main apna sab kuch apni patni ko dene ki sapath leta
hun."
Piche se aawaj aai,"Lo bechare ki cycle bhi gai."





9) Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha
ja sakta hai

BCA:6 mnths
MEDICAL:2 mnths
MBA:1 month
BCOM:Exam kab hai?





10) Wo bole "mehfil mei kahin hamare joote kho gaye ab hum ghar kaise
jayege",
Hamne kaha"aap shayari shuru kar dijiye itne aayege k count nahi kiye
jayege."
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1) Bagair jane pehchane ikrar na kijiye, Muskura kar dil ko bekarar na
kijiye, Gulab bhi de jate hai zakhm gehra kabi kabi, Har Gulab par yu
aitbaar na kijiye.






2) Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai, kuch dost pal-pal yaad
aate hai, hum aapse yahi puchna chahte hai,k dosto k is kataar me hum
kahan aate hai.






3) Dilo ki Daastan UNHE kahan Kabool thi, Meri Wafayen UNKE liye Fizool
thi, Koi Aas nahi lekin Itna to bta Do, Maine Chaha AAPKO,
Kya bas Yehi Meri Bhool thi.!!






4) Chhaye raho aap jaise gagan sitaaro k beech, khile raho aap jaise
gulaab baharo k beech, haste raho aap zindagi me aise, jaise chaman hai
phool baharo k
beech.






5) Waqt bahot kam he Saath bitane me;

Ise na gawana kabhi ruthne manane me;

'RISHTA' to humne bandh hi liya he aapse;

Bas thoda sa Saath de dena ise Nibhane me.






6) Likhte-2 raat guzar jayegi, shabdo k zariye dil ki baat nikal
jayegi, or na kaho humse dil k zakhm dikhane ko, varna ankho me chupi ansuo
ki barsat nikal
jayegi






7) Zindagi hai nadaan isliye chup hu, dard hi dard hai subah shaam
isliye chup hu, keh to du zamane se dastaan apni, lekin usme ayega tera
naam isliye chup hu.






Pyaar kya hota hai hum nahi jaante,
Zindagi ko hum apni nahi maante,
Gham itne mile ki ehsaas nahi hota,
Koi hume Pyaar kare to vishwas nahi hota...






9) Subah ka Ujala sada sath ho, Har din Har PAL Aapke liye khas ho,
Dil se dua nikalti Apno ke liye,Sari khushiya Aapke pas ho Have a nice
day"






10) Lamha-Lamha Aapke Hothon Par MusKaan Rahe;
Har Gum se Aap Anjaan Rahe ;
Jiske sath Mahek Uthe Aapki Zindagi;
Hamesha AapKe Paas Wahi Insaan-Rahe.
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Aap ki Be-Khudi mai jo Justju hoti hai,
Wo Mere qasdan ki Guftgu hai,
Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega,
Aur ye SMS BUNDEY ka Zor lagane par b samaj nahi ayega :P





A raindrop looks 2small 2 Eyes
but Somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall.
A small sms seems 2small 2u
but it means someone somewhere remembers U !







Rishta Dosti Ka Kisi aur Rishte Se Kam Nai
Mile Agar Acha Dost To Kisi Baat Ka Ghum Nahi
Dosti Mai Pyar Hota Kabi Kam Nahi
Is Liye Tum Bin Hum, Hum Bin Tum Nahi







KAN PAKRO.. CHALO KAN PAKRO...
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UTHAK BAITHAK
KARO...

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SHABASH...
AB SMS KARTE
REHNA WARNA
PHIR YEHI SAZA
MILEGI








Life is Sea
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Is mai Dil kinara hai aur DOST lehren
Ye mat dekho k kitni Lehren hain
balke ye dekho k kon c leher kinare k ziada Qareeb hai








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( ';' )
( , )
(,)(,)
Main na....
Main na...
Aap se bohat nalaaj hUn.
Aap na...
Aap na....
Muje toi b Msg nai talti
Aap Dhandi ho...
Baat bhi nahi talti,









Tum



aChe



Sache



pYare



ImaNdaR



SamAJdar



AqalmAnD



shareeF


logon se
dur rehna


Warna



WO b
"Bighr" jayenge










Kasam Se Tum Bohat Khubsurat Ho
Dunya ki Nazar Se khud ko Bacha Lo
Kajal ka 'TEEKA' To Tumhare Liye kam Hai

Ek kala 'JOOTA' B Galay Mai Latka Lo! hahaha








Friends & Friendship
It's a Package of "Feelings"
Nobody can "Make" it,
Nobody can "Break" it,
Nobody can "Explain" it,
Only "me" & "U" can "Feel" it...








"Allah se Duaa"
Jo Mujhe Bhul jaye us ka Mobile Toot jaye,
charger jal jaye,
us ki sim block ho jaye,
us ka sms kaam na kare,
usay local cal per b roaming pare,
miss cal kare to mobile hang ho jaye,
software ur jaye,
display dim ho jaye,
Hamesha card dalta rahe aur card b jaldi khatam ho jaye.!
Aamin
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1) Ohde didar di hasrat j puri ho jave, fer bhawe maut majburi ho jave,
Rakh lawa ohnu mein dil ch wasa ke, ki pata maut to baad v yaad ohnu
karna zaruri ho
jave..






2) Tainu khabar na koi jehdi sade nal hoyi,kinjh ujde haan asi unjh
ujde na koi,kida karida gujara,sada rab jaandey,saanu kina tu pyara saada
rab jaandey.






3) Sada Chann jeha yaar apni chamak gvave na.Phullan jeha chehra ohda
kade murjhave na.Ohdi aakh vicho hanju kade dulle na.Manga rab to dua oh
sanu kade bhulle
na.





4) Sada yaar sanu mile na mile, mein ta usnu milange jaroor, mera ki
pata mein rehna ki nahi rehna is duniya vich, tusi hale duniya ch rehna a
hazoor..






5) Supne de vich Sajan mileya, Gal vich Paayian Baahan..Darr de maare
akh na Kholan,Kite fir na Vichhad jaavan.. Pyar keeta Main Dilon Ohnu,
Ehi Sab nu Samjhaavan..
Rabba rakhin Neend ch Mainu,Chahe Sutta Main Mar javan..
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Aundi sämaj nä säthon ki käsoor ho gya;
Säade PYAR wala sheeshä choor-2 ho gaya.
Assi Sohneyä de mägr 4 din hi gäye,
Uhna nu äpne HUSN dä gäroor ho gayä.





Kade tutte na dil dostan da....
Eh tan sohne sajana de sahaare ne....
Ki hunda tutne da dukh soneya....
Puch ambra ton jidi hiq uton tutde tare ne..



Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C ,
Main Qutub Minaar Ton Gir Gaya C ..
Banta : Fir Mar Gaya C k Bach Gaya C ??
Santa : Mainu Yaad Nai Main Chotta Hunda C !




Yaar karda nahi hun yaad saanu.
Hun ta sade to door rehn lag piya.
Ya ta bhul giya sanu ya fer dine hi talli rehn lag piya.




Shaam gamaan naal sajaai bathe haan,
sharat botal nal lagaai bathe haan...
shyad aa jaave koi saade nalo vi pyaasa,
ehi soch k thodi jehi bachaai baithe haan..




Asin yaar-2 karde rahe,
es yaar ne sanu rula dita,
hora ton ki umida si,
jad yaar ne hi bhula dita,
mudke dosti nahi karni main,
menu yaar ne sayana bana dita.
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