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Keep the SMILE
Leave the TEAR
Think of JOY
Forget the FEAR
Hold the LAUGH
Leave the PAIN
Be HAPPY till I SMS Again


Few Realation In Earth Never Die. D
Do u know?
Read again.
{F}few
{R}realation
{I}in
{E}earth
{N}never
{D}die.
*FRIEND*


Phir Chand khila,
Phir Raat Thami,
Phir Dil ne kaha,
Hai Teri Kami,
Phir Yaad k
Jhonkey Mehek gaye
Phir Pagal Armaan
Behek gaye,
Phir Jannat si lagti
hai Zameen,
Phir dil ne kaha
Hai Teri Kami,
Phir guzrey Lamhon
ki Baatein,
Phir jag gayi sari Raatein,
phir Theher gayi Palkon mai Nami,
Phir Dil ne kaha
Hai teri Hami, Hai teri Kami.


Relaton b/w 2 Eyes,
They Blink 2gather,
They Move 2gathr,
They Cry 2gathr,
They C 2gathr,
They sleep 2gathr,
But stil
They never C each othr


"F-R-I-E-N-D-S"
r lyk
Balloons
once
u
let
them go,
U can
Never
bring
them back
Thats Y
I think
Tumhari HAWA NIKAAL K APNE PAAS HI RAKH LON



If U wer 2 Chek my Cellfone 1day,
u'll Realise dat urs will b d 1 &only name dat appears in my inbox,
sent mgs & dialed nos folder.
Cos anything associated
with u, is just too precious 2 be deleted away


A lifetym thought
"alwz try ur best 2 get watever u luv."
otherwise...
U wil b forced 2 luv watever u get..
*THINK BOUT DIS THOUGHT DEEPLY*


Love is not winning someone but loosing urself to someone,
When you are loved by some1 it's not due to your excellence of mind
but due to purity of ur Heart.


Uski Yaadon Mai, UsKi Baaton Mai
Kahin Mera Aks B Jhilmilata Hoga
Laakh Masroof Hoga Apne Kamon Mai
Phir B Hamein Soch Ker Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga


Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
.
.
.
Yeh sms aap 400 logon ko send karen...

InshAllah

aapka




Balance khatam ho jaye ga...
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Life me hamesha

Haste raho,

Muskurate raho,

Gaate raho,

Gungunate raho

Taki tumhe dekhte hi

log samajh jayen k tum

'UNMARRIED' ho.

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Waqt ki ho doop ya ho tez aandiya,

kuch kadmo k nishan kabi nahi khote.

Jinhe yaad karke muskura de aankhen,

wo log door hokar b door nahi hote.

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World's best saying by Henry Ford:

Progress isn't made by

early risers or hard workers.

But by LAZY people,

trying to find easier ways

to do the same.

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Take ur cell,wash it,

cut it in small pcs,

fry it,add salt in it.

Now mobile pickle is ready.

Msg to aapse hote nhi,

to cell ka Aachar hi dal lo.

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X'cuse me,

agar aap abhi soye nahi ho

aur msg padh rahe ho

to "GoodNight".

Aur agar aap so gaye ho

aur msg subah padoge

to fir "GoodMorning".

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A very wise saying:

If you don't succeed at first,

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Erase the proof that you ever tried.

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Subah subah suraj ka sath ho,

parindon ki aawaj ho,

hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho,

us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho.

GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY.

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For all d students in last year of their clg like me:

One fine day,

all of us wil get busy with our lives,

long working hours,

no more classes,lectures,friends and sms,

won't have time for ourselves.

At such a day,

u'll look outside ur window

and see the good old memories flash u by

and u'll get a smile with a tear in ur eyes

and u'll turn back to ur work

thinkin I wish I could go back.

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Mohabbat me kya imtihaan aa gya,

roj haste hue chehre ko udas bana diya.

Kabhi lutate the ham mohabbat yun hi,

aaj khuda ne hame hi mohabbat ka mohtaj bana dia.

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Zindagi ki raho pe jab aage jaoge,

Peeche ek saya tum hardam paoge,

Mudke dekhoge to tanhai hogi,

Agar mahsoos karoge to humko paoge.

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Ae dil na dhadak itni zor se,

Kahin awaaz unhe sun na jaye.

Vo dhadkno ki zuban samajhane lage hai,

Kahin dil ke raaz khul na jaye.

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EXam's song:

"Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Student saare jage.

Dekho pakdo yaron,

Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,to duji

shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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The trouble with a Rat race

is that even if u win,

u are still a Rat.

So Always run with Lions.

No matter even if u r defeated,

u are still a Lion.

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Kisi ko meri yaad aye ek arsa hua,

koi hai hairan to koi tarsa hua.

Is tarah khamosh hain ye dil ye aankhe meri,

Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa hua.

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Phool gir jate hai,

jab ap aate ho.

Phool gir jate hai,

jab ap jate ho,

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aji zra dhyan se chala kro,

gamlon se kyo takrate ho???

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A man found his wife having affair with a guy.

He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.

Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-

tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
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1) Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur collar?
Hubby:No, I really can't,I definitely remember that I took my shirt off.





2) Nxt gen Child wil sing in school:
Twinkle twinkle litle star,
I just went 2 royal bar,Whisky rates r up so high,
So drink a beer wth chiken fry. .






3) Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone
karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai...







4) A Basanti naach
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Mast nachti hai na. Actualy,
Ye SHOLAY part 2 ki hey, jo kutto KE SAMNE B nachti hai.







5) Tum pas aay...yu muskuraye...apne 32 dant aise dikhaye... Dekh kar
mera dil... phoot phoot kar rota hai...kya yaar tumse... brush bhi thik
se nahi hota hai.






6) Ek Hijde ne Viagra kha lee. Sharir ke Andar se Aawaz Aayee Mafi
Chahte Hain Aap ke System me Yeh Suvidha Uplabadh nahi hai. Error
: No HARDWARE!






7) U r Sweet as:CHOCOLATE Meetha as:GULABJAMUN
Raseela as:RASGULLA
Cool as:ICE CREAM
Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye,kahi mere Dost ko cheentiya hi na kha
jai.






Sardar's theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8
night when light is needed &sun gives light during d day when light is not
needed.






9) Kaun kehta hai Mard ko dard nahi hota,kaun kehta hai mard ko dard
nahi hota.Tango k beech m laat maro,Jise dard nahi hota,Wo mard nahi
hota....






10) Agar
NAGIN NAG
ko kiss karegi
to NAG kaunsa gana gayega?



Socho socho..







"Zehar hai
ke pyar hai
tera chumma."



Fisssss..Sssssss
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1) Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives
us, one day more to hope! So, get up & hope 4 the best....Gud morning..
Gud Day & Gud
Luck!






2) Since ur eyes are looking tired,

Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams.


Sweet dreamz...
Gudnite to u dear.






3) An early morning greeting doesn't only mean "good morning", it has a
silent message saying " u r my first thought at start of the day
".Take care n gud
MORNg






4) Cheat and love But dont love and cheat...
Think and love But dont love and think..
Break the heart and love But dont love and then break the Heart.....






5) For all d Love u share, For all d ways u care, For all d times u r
there. U r special and beyond compare. I just wanna say TAKE CARE..






6) If u wer 2 chek my cellfone 1day,u'll realise dat urs will b d 1
&only name dat appears in my inbox, sent mgs & dialed nos folder. Cos
anything associated
with u, is just too precious 2 be deleted away






7) I can't give SOLUTIONS to all of life's problems, but i can listen
to u, &together we'll search for an ANSWER... I can't keep u'r FEET from
stumbling, i can
only offer my hand that u may grasp it &not FALL... I can't keep u'r
HEART from breaking or hurting, but i can cry wid u & help u SMILE again.
I can't PROMISE
ur HAPPINESS ALWAYS...but..I can only SHARE wid u what life offers me &
be ur love forevr






A sms means I care enough to flex my thumb, search ur name, wait for
"message sent", then think of you, smile & say,
"U are special!"......






9) A lifetym thought
"alwz try ur best 2 get watever u luv."

otherwise...
U wil b forced 2 luv watever u get..
*THINK BOUT DIS THOUGHT DEEPLY*





10) Love is not winning someone but loosing urself to someone,when you
are loved by some1 it's not due to your excellence of mind but due to
purity of ur heart.
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1) Kab maine kaha ki chandi aur sona chahiye,

bas aapke Dil me ek chota sa Kona chahiye.

Keh sake jise hum Dil se apna,

aisa bhi to koyi APNA hona chahiye..







2) Kabhi to teri palkonpe jhilmilaun mein, tu intezar kare aur aaun
mein. Mere Dost, samundar mein lejakar fareb mat karna, tu kahe to kinare
pe hi dub jaun
mein






3) Jate hue usne koi Nishani na di,

Par
Umar bhar dohrane ke liye kahani de di.

Unki Pyaas ka to pata nahi,

Par
Hamari palko ko Unhone Gham ki nadiya de di....







4) Wo to pani ki boond hai jo ankho se bah jaye,ansu to wo hai jo tadap
ke ankhon me hi reh jaye,wo pyar kya jo lafzo me byan ho,pyar wo hai jo
akho me nazar
aaye.







5) Hame ashkon se zakhmon ko dhona nahi ata.
Milti hai khushi to use khona nahi ata.
Seh lete hain har gham muskurakar,
Aur log kehte hain hame rona nahi ata.






6) Wo kahte hain k saari raat aap hume sone nahi dete... hum kehte
hai k apka Noor he aisa hai k aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete...






7) Pyaar woh beemari hai jis par koi dawa asar nahi karti, aur bewafayi
woh dawa hai jis se yeh beemari dobara nahi lagti.






Ek din Unhe na dekha to Dil udaas ho gaya, Kuch hi pal me Wo itna
khaas ho gaya, Ab tak to pata nahi tha mujhe, Lekin Unki judaai se Pyar
ka ehsaas ho gaya.






9) Labo pe aaj unka naam aa gya, pyase k haath jaise jaam aa gya, dole
kadam to gira unki baahon me jaakar, aaj hamara peena hi hamare kaam aa
gaya.






10) Kuch lamhe kuch ehsaas mitaye nahi jate, Kuch meethe-2 pal bhulaye
nahi jate, kuch nazre khud hi keh jati hai, Kuch alfaaz sunaye nahi
jate.
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