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Aaj ke friends I tell U,

Kitne busy what 2 do.

Koi mujhe bole I Miss U,

Koi mujhe bole no time 4U.

Kash koi mujhse kahe;



Oh my Dost I m free just 4 u.

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Mujhe apse poochna hai

k kya ap ko pata hai

k ap ko kya pata hai

aur kya nahin pata.

Vaise to ap ko pata hi hai

k jo ap ko pata hai

wo mujhe nahin pata

aur jo mujhe pata hai

vo ap ko bhi pata hai.

Vaise to pate ki baat yeh hi hai

k jo nahin pata vo pata karo

aur jo auron ko nahin pata

unhein pata karvao.

Chalo ab chodo.

Pata hai agar pate ka pata karte rahe

to kya pata apna hi pata na bhool jaein.

Ab iss pate vali baat ko sab k pate pe bhejo

aur fir pata lagega

k kisi ko bhi kuch bhi pata nahin hai.

Unhe yeh pata na chale

k apko pata kisne bheja.

Asal mein ab to mujhe bhi nahin pata

k mera pata use kaise pata chala.

Sorry yaar mujhe nahin pata tha

k tum pata nahin karna chahte.

Vaise agar tumhein pata chal jae

to mujhe pata jaror dena.

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Baharo ki mehfil suhani rahegi

Labo par khushi ki kahani rahegi.

Chamakte rahenge khushiyo ke ye sitare

Agar Apke msges ki meherbani rahegi.

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I pray FOR YOU

a life that YOU truly deserve,

a life as good as YOUR heart,

a life as bright as YOUR smile,

& a life as wonderful as YOU.!

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Mohabbat main asar hoga

to ek din tum ko paa lenge.

Kisi surat se hum

bigrri hui Kismat banalenge.
Sitaron main Phoolon main

Chaand main tum mil hi jaoge

Kahan tak hai mohabbat main haqeeqat

aazma lenge.
Zamaane ko dikha denge

ke do DIL kaise milte hain

Is duniya main hum tum

doosri duniya basa lenge.

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Kahi andhera to kahin shaam hogi

Meri har khushi tere naam hogi.

Kuchh maang ke to dekh humse

Bijli,Paani ke bill aur Karz

mein dubi property tere naam hogi.

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PAGALO ki

3 NISHANIYA:





1.Hamesha

bewaqt

misscall karenge



2. SMS

muskura k

padenge



3.niche mat padna













Jo baat mna karo Bewkoof wo zarur karenge.

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D biggest Enemy of Success

is d FEAR of FAILURE.

So wen FEAR knocks,

send FAITH to open d door!

Let d Success be yours !

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Fall in River,

there is alwayz a Boat.

Fall in well,

there is alwayz a Rope.

But dnt ever fall in Love,

there is no Hope....

Cheers to all SINGLES!

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Phool hote to teri rahon me bichh jate

gum hote to tujhe kabhi na satate.

Ye aur baat hai ki tere dost hain hum

na hote to bhi tuj he pe jaan lutate.

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Humne jb b kisi se kiya pyar

to ye anjam nikla,

kisi ne kiya inkar

to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla...

wah wah wah

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Chand ka kya kasoor agar raat bewafa nikli

kuch pal thehri phir chal nikli.

Unse kya kahein woh to sache the

shayad hamari taqdeer hi humse khafa nikli.
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1)Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho.....

2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi.

3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,

KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,

chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

5) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!


6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhodna mat.


7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...

9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.

10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi
hai.
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God is always playin CHESS

wid each 1 of us.

He makes Moves in our life

& den sits back 2 c

how v react 2 CHALLENGES.

So make D best move

before CHECKMATE.

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Mahek unki aaj bhi meri sason me hai

har1 ada unki meri in aankhon me hai.

woh bhale mita de dil se mera wajud

Magar unki jagah aaj bhi meri in yaadon mein hai.

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Puri botal na sahi

ek jaam to ho jaye,

Milna na sahi

dua salam to ho jaye.

Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai

kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye....

Wah wah wah..

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A gud friend is one

who tells u 2 study well

bt a best frnd is one

who sits outside ur exam hall

& says,"o aja ab.Aur kitna likhega?

3 Ghnate ho gaye mamu tujhe likhte hue"

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Kyon koi chah kar mohobbat nibha nhi pata,

Kyon koi chah kar rishta bana nhi pata,

Kyon leti hai zindagi aisi karwat,

Ki koi chah kar bi pyar jta nhi pata...

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Dil vich teri yaad sajana

Akhan vich tere khaab sajana

Tenu yaad kare bina need v ni aundi

sadi akh tere khaaba di mohtaz sajana.

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Aapki

Miss Call Bhi

Kya Baat Hai,





Aapke SMS Bhi

Din Raat Hai,



Kabhi

Kabhi

Phone

Bhi

Kiya Karo,





Suna Hai.





Aapki

Aawaaz



Me Bhi

Mithaas Hai.

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World's shortst horror story

by Martin Garner contains only

d folowng lines:"when d world's

last man was alone in his room,

d door was knocked...."

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Shama jali to parwane bane

Sharab bani to maikhane khule...

Ae Dost apni birth-date to batao,

pata to chale kis din paagal khane bane???

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Freindship is

"More clear than water",

"More pure than gold",

"More sweet than honey",

So thanks for sharing

God's beautiful gift with me.

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FRiENDSHiP means:

to FEEL

some1

in every

HEARTBEAT

to FIND

some1

in every

THOUGHT

to

SEE

some1

with CLOSED EYES &

to MiSS

some1 without reason$

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Kabhi hum se jikar-a-judai mat karna

is dil se kabhi rusvai mat karna.

jab dil uth jaye humse bta dena.

na batakar plz bewfai mat karna.

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V often don't express our feelings

4 d fear of loosing a relationship,

but d fact remains that v loose

a beautiful relationship by not expressing them..
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1)Waaz qoom ki pukhta khayali na rhai
Barke tabi na rahi suhala mukali na rahi

2) Rah gai rasme Azaam rohe BILALI na rahi
Falsfa rah giya talqeene gzali na rahi

3) Masjid main marsehaa kahwan hain namzi na rahe
Or wo sahbe usaaf HAJAZI(pbuh) na rahe<i>

4.Samjha do apni yadoon ko wo bin bulaye aya kerti hain,
app tu dour reh ker satatay ho,
wo pass aa ker rulaya kerti hain


5. A haqiqte muntizar nazar aa khabi labse majaaz main
K hazaroon sajjde tarpte hain mari jabyeen nayaaz main

6. Na wo Ishaq main rahi garmyaan na wo Hussan main rahi shokiyaan
Na wo GAZNVI main tarap rhai na wo khum hai zulfe AYAAZ main

7 . Jo main sir b sajjda howa khabi to zameen se ane lagi sada mira dil to hai sanam ashana tuje kiya mile ga namaz main
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