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God is always playin CHESS

wid each 1 of us.

He makes Moves in our life

& den sits back 2 c

how v react 2 CHALLENGES.

So make D best move

before CHECKMATE.

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Mahek unki aaj bhi meri sason me hai

har1 ada unki meri in aankhon me hai.

woh bhale mita de dil se mera wajud

Magar unki jagah aaj bhi meri in yaadon mein hai.

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Puri botal na sahi

ek jaam to ho jaye,

Milna na sahi

dua salam to ho jaye.

Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai

kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye....

Wah wah wah..

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A gud friend is one

who tells u 2 study well

bt a best frnd is one

who sits outside ur exam hall

& says,"o aja ab.Aur kitna likhega?

3 Ghnate ho gaye mamu tujhe likhte hue"

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Kyon koi chah kar mohobbat nibha nhi pata,

Kyon koi chah kar rishta bana nhi pata,

Kyon leti hai zindagi aisi karwat,

Ki koi chah kar bi pyar jta nhi pata...

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Dil vich teri yaad sajana

Akhan vich tere khaab sajana

Tenu yaad kare bina need v ni aundi

sadi akh tere khaaba di mohtaz sajana.

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Aapki

Miss Call Bhi

Kya Baat Hai,





Aapke SMS Bhi

Din Raat Hai,



Kabhi

Kabhi

Phone

Bhi

Kiya Karo,





Suna Hai.





Aapki

Aawaaz



Me Bhi

Mithaas Hai.

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World's shortst horror story

by Martin Garner contains only

d folowng lines:"when d world's

last man was alone in his room,

d door was knocked...."

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Shama jali to parwane bane

Sharab bani to maikhane khule...

Ae Dost apni birth-date to batao,

pata to chale kis din paagal khane bane???

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Freindship is

"More clear than water",

"More pure than gold",

"More sweet than honey",

So thanks for sharing

God's beautiful gift with me.

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FRiENDSHiP means:

to FEEL

some1

in every

HEARTBEAT

to FIND

some1

in every

THOUGHT

to

SEE

some1

with CLOSED EYES &

to MiSS

some1 without reason$

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Kabhi hum se jikar-a-judai mat karna

is dil se kabhi rusvai mat karna.

jab dil uth jaye humse bta dena.

na batakar plz bewfai mat karna.

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V often don't express our feelings

4 d fear of loosing a relationship,

but d fact remains that v loose

a beautiful relationship by not expressing them..
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Jo

Ho Gaya

Wo Ho Gaya

Jo

Hona Hoga

Wo Hoga

Aur Jo

Nahi Hona Hai

Wo Nahi Hoga

Kyuki Jo

Hona Hai Wo To

Hoga Hi Hoga

Ab Dekhna Hai

Ki Kya

Hoga

Aur

Kya Nahi

Hoga

Hone Ko To

Kuch Bhi

Hoga

Yahi Sochna Hai

Ki Kya

Hoga

Aur Kya Hoga Agar

Kuch Hoga To

Thik Hoga

Aur

Nahi Hoga

To Bhi Thik Hoga

Thik Hoga To

Kis Kaaran Se

Hoga Aur

Kaaran Hi Thik

Nahi Hoga To Kuch

Kese Thik Hoga

Ab Aap Batao Ki

Aage Kya Hoga?

kisi aur ko bhejiyegaa ,achchha time pass hoga.....

To,

The S.I,

Police station,

Respected Sir,

As my friend forgot 2 SMS me, I kindly request u 2 take action on
hin & throw away his DABBA mobile..

Aap se ho na bat to hum fikar karte hai,har waqt apne aap se
apka zikar karte hai,aap jaisa yar hume nasib se mila hai,is bat ka
rub se shukriya ada kartehai.



5 Roses, Just

4 U

coz U r

a Special Person

1st Rose-4 Frndship

2nd-4 ÂŁove

3rd-4 Wealth

4th-4 Happiness

& the

LAST KEEP IT IN UR EARS.

Ekdum jhakkaas lagogi

Wake up,&

wink those

teeny-weeny

Eyes.

Stretch those

inzy-winzy

bones.

Wear that

Cutty-sweety

smile.

& thank god for this beautiful day Gmng nd gudday .

I

I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE UPMA MORE THAN DOSA!!!!

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""""@""""" HELLO this is my special FLIGHT landed on ur mobile to
say GOOD MORNING BY DIL SE .

A,b,c,d,e,f, g,h,i,_,_ ,_,_,_,_, _,_,_,_,_ ,u,v,w,x, y,z. AISE KYA
DEKH RAHE HO i killed all those who were between U AND I..

I hav a pair of Eyes but can't c u everyday.I hav a pair of
Ears but can't hear ur voice every time. But I hav only 1 Heart that
cares 4 u every moment.

Sometimes my

MIND asks..

Why?

I LIKE U

Why?

I WANT 2 see U Why?

I REMEMBER U

Why?

U MAKE ME LAUGH

Then my

HEART answers....

It's Simply b-coz

I LOVE CARTOONS...

Often v stand at life's crossroads & view what v think is the
END. But then only a true frnd tells "Relax ,its just a BEGING & NOT
an END...@

Judge: U r crossing d limits..

Lawyer: 'Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare u call me saala?

Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai....

Jo mushkil se mile woh hai paisa jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai
pyar! Jo aasani se mile woh hai ghum,jo nasibwalon ko mile woh hai
hum!!!!! .

Barsenge... Barsenge... Humare sms fir se barsenge...aapki isi
chawanni ki muskan ke liye,hum 1 rupaya kal fir kharchenge.. . KEEP
SMILING..

A genuine friend cares without hesitation, remembers without
limitation, forgives without an explanation & loves even without
reasons....

Always ask god to give u wat u deserve, not wat u desire... It
is bcoz ur desires may be few, but u deserve a lot!

A sardar slips n falls due to banana peel. Gets up n starts
walking, sees another banana peel ahead n says, oh My god i have to
fall again..!!

Friendship is all about three things-winning losing and
sharing.winning your friends heart,losing your ego,and sharing joys
and sorrows.gud day for u...

7RULES TO BE HAPPY:

1>Never hate

2>Don"t worry

3>Live simple

4>Expect a little

5>Give a lot

6>Always smile

7>Have SOME1 LIKE ME IN UR LIFE...

Sardar SITTING ON THE TOP OF MOUNTAIN AND STUDYING..WHEN A
PERSON ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING..HE REPLIED ..Oye!!Higher studies
Yaar...!!!

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<,/'> ,/' ,/'>

<,/' </A>Who's smart?

+Its u

>Who's sweetest?

+Its u

>Who's jolly?

+Its u

>Who's darling of milions?

+Its u

How 2 make a kid extremely

intelligent

smart

active

sweet

loveable

& beautiful!!

ask my parents!...
Hi Friends,

Hamne jo banaye rishte kaise kaise ho gaye,kabhi apke dost
the,ab aise vaise ho gaye,agar abhi aapne sms na bheje,Samjhenge
dost se pyare paise ho gaye..

New punishment 4 mobile owners.

Misscall Ke Liye jail. Sms ke Liye Faansi. Call Ke Liye Umarqaid ..

Tu mat Darr

KANJUSO Ko To "EK LAKH" ka Inaam hai.

A small monkey came 2 me and said, " I want 2 trouble some good
people." I suggested ur name. The monkey slapped me n said, " We
dont play wid our BOSS."
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Zaroori toh nahi ke jeene ke liye koi sahara ho
zaroori toh nahi ke hum jis ke hai woh bhi hamara ho
kuch kashtiyaa dhoob jaaya karti hai
zaroori toh nahi ke har kashti ke liye kinara ho

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Jee lete hain Koi humein agar kahe bura,
dua dekar usse honton ko hum see lete hain
Dard ho chahe kaisa,
zehar yeh chupke se hum pee lete hain

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ek woh din tha jab tere nazare mere aankhon se mile
phir woh din aaya jab mere ankhon se dard ka aansoon bahe
aaj woh din hai jab mere toote dil se lahoo hi nikale
kab woh din aayega jab mere seene se tere dil nikelenge

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Ban sahara be-saharo ke liye
ban kinara be-kinaro ke liye
jo jeeye apne liye toh kya jeeye
jee sakke toh jee hazaro ke liye

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Dard ko na dekhiye dard se
dard ko bhi dard hota hai
dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki
aahir pyar mein dard hitoh hamdard hota hai

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Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehti hai
nigaah kokisi soorat ki pyaas rehti hai
tere bina zindagi mein kami toh nahi
phir bhi tere bina zindagi udhaas rehti hai

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Wo lamhe humein yaad na rahe toh kya hoga
tere siva kuch bhi aabaad na rahe toh kya hoga
aisi hai yeh dil ki majbooriyaan kaise batau
inn saanson mein ab tera naam na rahe toh kya hoga

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Zakhm aisa diya ke koi dawa kaam na aaye,,
aag aise lagaye ke paani se bhi na bhuj paaye,,
Aaj bhi rote hain unhe yaad karke...
JISSE HAMARI YAAD KABHI NA AAYE................

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Duao ki bheed mein ek dua hamari
jis mein maangi hai humne har khushi tumhari
jab bhi aap muskuraaye dil se
samjho dua kabool hui hamari

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Mere dil ki yahi thi khwahish tujhe apna bana sakku
dard-e-dil ka haal sunna sakku
tum ne kabhi dekha hi nahi meri taraf pyar se
mauka mila hi nahi ke mein dil ki baat tumhe bata sakku

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Judaai ke yeh lamhe kitne ajeeb hai
tu door ho ke bhi mere kareeb hai
hum ek ho kar bhi anjaan hai ik dooje se
yeh kaise hamare naseeb hai

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Teri Qurbat mili ..magar tera Sahara na Milaa..
Qareeb puhanch ker bhi Sahil ke Kinara na Mila..
Dekhta Raha Gaur se mai hatheli apniii
Magar Mujhay apni Kismat ka Sittara na Mila...

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yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge
khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge
maana hasna hai aadat ghum chupaane ki
par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye hoge-hassan ali

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rooth gaya hai mujhko manane wala
ab koii nahi hai nakhre uthane wala
par jaane kyu sochta hai ye khula darwaza
shayad rasta bhool gaya hai aane wala

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ansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo...
Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo...
dunya kisi ka zakham nahi samjte hai...
Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo-hassan ali...

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Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yar ho jata hai,
Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa,
khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.

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INSAAN KE KANDHO PE INSAN JA RAHE THE,
KAFAN ME LIPTE KUCH ARMAN JA RAHE THE,
JINHE MILI BEWAFAI MOHABBAT ME,
WAFA KI TALASH ME WO SHAMSHAAN JA RAHE THE..
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Kin lafzon mein itni kadvi kasili baat likhoon,
Main sach likoon ke apne haalat likhoon,
Kaise likhoon main chandni raatein,
Jab garam ho ret to kaise main barsat likhoon.

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Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaaye nahi jaate,
sabhi lowg mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate!

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Who IK Dost jo pyara sa Lagta Hain,
Bahut Pass Hai Dil k Phir bhi Juda Sa Lagta hain,
Bahut Dino Se Aaya Nahi Koi Paigam Uska,
Shayad Kisi Baat Pe Khafa sa Lagta hain-hassan ali
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zindagi to ek khwab hai,
woh zindagi kiya jismay khwab nahi hotay,
hath ke lakiron ko kismat na samajhna,
kismat unke bhi hote hai, zinkay hath nahi hotay.

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Ro Chuka Hu Me Itna Mujhe Kya Rulaega Koi,
Sun Chuka Hu Me Sab Kuch Mujhe Kya Bataega Koi,
Azmana Chahte Ho To Azmake Dekh Lo Mujhe,
Main Ek Bujhi Hui Shama Hu Mujhe Kya Bujhaega Koi !!!!!

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Jab mujhe chorr ke ek din tu chali jaaye gi
kasam khuda ki mujhe teri yaad bohat aaye gi
jab kabhi lage gi towkar tere pathar dil ko
tab ja kar kahin tu apne kiye pe pachtaaye gi

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AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.

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jaane waale chale jaate hain dost......
yaadein bhi khaak ho jaati hain.....
bas kuchh palon ki baatein hain.....
fir to parchhai bhi saath chhod jaati hai...

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KABHI HUM BHEEGTE HAIN CHAAHTON KI TEZ BAARISH MEIN........
KABHI BARSON NAHI MILTE KISI HALKI SI RANJISH MEIN..........
BOHUT HAIN ZAKHAM IS DIL MEIN MAGAR EK ZAKHAM AISA HAI......
JAL UTHATA HAI RAATON MEIN JO LOTA DETA HAI BAARISH MEIN......

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Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye...,
Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye...;
Aai jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin...,
Afsaana likhnu aur tera naam na aaye..!!!!

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Wishwas ban ker log jindgi me ate hai wo
khwab banker ankho me sama jate hai wo
pahle to yakin dilate hai ki wo hamare hain
fir jane kuo tanha bana jata hai wo.

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Log apna banake chhod dete hain,
Rishta gairo se jod lete hain,
Hum to ek Phool bhi na tod sake,
Log to dil bhi tod dete hain,

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Ankho Me Mehfooz Rakhna Sitaro Ko
Aab Dur Talak Sirf Raat Hogi
Musafir Tum Bhi Ho Musafir Hum Bhi Hai
Kisi Na Kisi Mod Par Fir Mulakat Hogi..

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Silsila pyar ka na khatam hua,,
juda hokar bhi ishq na kam hua,,
Vaada jinse kiye humse,,
Woh dard dekar,,Bewafa hua..........

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Bhari mehfil mein tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya,
Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya,
Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to,
Sab kucch zindagi mein chup-chaap sehna sikha diya
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Kuch pal k lye hum dosto ko bhula jate hai

Kuch pal k lye unke gamo k bda jate hai.

Kabhi shanti mein baith kar sochenge

K wo galt hai ya hum he galti kar jate hai.

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PYAR V/S DOSTI :

1.Pyar ek shikva hai,

Dosti ek jazba hai.

2.Pyar me hr bar dhoka milta hai,

Dosti me bar bar moka milta hai.

3.Pyar diwano ka kam hai,

Dosti smjdaron ka.

4.Pyar me musibt hoti hai,

Dosti me nasiht.

5.Pyar me dil toot ta hai to koi rusva hota hai,

pr mit jane k bad b,Dosti ka ek rutba hota hai.

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Mumkin hai kal zuban par

ho laakho bandishen,

Mumkin hai kal zuban par

ho laakho bandishen,

Huzoor zara Ankhon ko

guftgoo ka saleeka sikhayiye.

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Dil me ab darde ulfat ke siwa kuch nahi

zindagi mein Teri ibadat ke siwa kuch nahi.

Ab main tujhe tohfe me kya pesh karu

mere daman mein PYAAR ke siwa kuch nahi.

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Kabhi yaad aaye to ek baar kehna,

kabhi sagar banke in ankho se behna.

dost na hue toh ajnabi hi rehna

Jo bhi ho par

KABHI ALWIDA NA KAHENA!

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Every thing u r doing opposite to me.

When i order coffee u order tea.

When i use black pen, u use blue pen.

When i say arranged marriage is best,

u say love marriage is best,

when i went to dental hospital,

u went to mental hospital

and i returned but

u r staying there. . . . . .

Y r u like this????

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Har sans hamari unhe yad krti hai

har pal unse milne ki fariyad krti hai.

Khuda ka wasta kbhi mohabbat na krna

ye mohabbat zindgi barbaad krti hai.

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Dost mere se meri prem khani puchhte hai

Jis pe main marta hu wo zindgani puchhte hai

Jo khani kabhi ban he na pai

Us khani ka anjam puchhte hai

kya btaye yaro aap ko

Hum to khud bhagwan se apna gunah puchhte hai .

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Xams r there,

at d paper u stare.

d ans is no where,

which makes u pull ur hair.

d teachers glare,

d grades r not fair.

but just like d past 20yrs,

WE DONT CARE!!

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A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,



But



Gives More Light.



So Always Smile



and



Prove dat U r the Best Tube Light...

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Kab Maine Kaha Ki Chandi Aur Sona Chahiye

Bas Aapke Dil Me Ek Chota Sa Kona Chahiye.

Keh Sake Jise Hum Dil Se Apna

Aisa Bhi toh koi Dost Hona chahiye.!

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Imagine,a running race

between Love & friendship...

Who will win?

Ans.LOVE

You know why?

b'coz friendship Always compromises....
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A young man was getting ready to Graduate College . For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.

As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man opened the box and found a , Holy book "Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta". Angrily, he raised his voice at his father and said, "With all your money you give me a "Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta" ?" and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy book. He never contacted his father again for a long time.

Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and a wonderful family, but realized his father was very old and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He needed to come home immediately and take care of things. When he arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart. He began to search his father's important papers and saw the still new "Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta", just as he had left it years ago.

With tears, he opened the "Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta" and began to turn the pages. As he read those words, a car key dropped from an envelope taped behind the "Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta".

It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words PAID IN FULL.

How many times do we miss GOD'S blessings because they are not packaged as we expected?

If this touched your heart, please pass it on, does not matter what religion you belong to...the message is for everyone as a part of life
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